Billy.

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I'm officially declaring it. From this moment forward, I will be Billy. Henceforth, do not refer to me as Bill. Thank you.

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They have bottomless mimosas? Why would I wanna drink mimosas around people with no pants?

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If Trump is elected president again I might see what heroin is all about.

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I was at a trivia night and a team named their team name "Sweet Caroline" and they would say "OH oh oh" whenever it was announced and just death penalty for all of them. No trial.

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@toasteejams I absolutely love Leggios

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Buying myself shit I don't need constantly to microdose on Christmas.

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I was on line outside of a club this weekend, and the bouncer said, "Does anyone have reservations?" and I said, "I do! Is it really that good inside?"

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@blums____ u should pickle your red onions it's so easy

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I remember one time I was speeding, like 90+mph in my 2013 Toyota Corolla and almost got in a bad accident. I was listening to Fat Lip by Sum 41. I never listened to them in my car again. No way am I going to die listening to that song.

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Remembering when I worked at Subway in 2010 and sent a pic of how much each sub costs the business (Veggie delight 84 cents) to WikiLeaks.

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@blums____ Fleabag is such a good show.

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@Butterflybeing_ Neggy Gemmy

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God took a rib out of Adam and made Eve.
God took a McRib and made me.

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If fast food, tiktok, and drugs didn't exist I would be the man Elon Musk thinks he is.

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@Gap stop fuckin around with 8 emails a week about sales, and just put the men's briefs on sale already you cowards.

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@MTA they're locking emergency exits again. EMERGENCY EXITS. Does the station manager know that if there was another tragedy like Sunset Park they would have blood on their hands? @nypost @nytimes @villagevoice

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@tomfieldsmvp just like Breaking Bad

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I was at a gay bar last night and someone ordered a quesadilla, and another person asked how it was, and I mean, it's a gay bar quesadilla Pete Wells, just eat it.

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@m2j Porno was when the medium had an integral role in the experience. Porn is the experience devoid of the medium.

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@NYCTSubway It's on the north east entrance, so the northern most exit of the northbound train. 25th and 8th ave

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"Hope I can relieve your stress soon ;)"

You gonna file my taxes for me?