Toby Tucker

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@rejectedjokes Favorite elementary school teacher?

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Been seeing a lot of people (guys) not wearing a belt with their pants. Maybe I’m out of the “loop” on this trend?

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Don’t sleep on the Royal Dansk danish butter cookies

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Is it safe to assume the mohawk on current day Mr. T’s head is fake?

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Eating popcorn like George Louis Costanza right now

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That lawn mower scene in Point Break (the OG) . . . sheesh

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“Never trust a left-handed umpire.”

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John Kruk.

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“Smells like 6.”

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BMX racing is an Olympic sport!!?? Meanwhile Cru Jones is busy ass sliding #SendMeAnAngel

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@YSL @JonVenezia Your dream has come to fruition!

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@AFVofficial

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@BuschBeer @JonVenezia would rock this!

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golf course hot dogs > ______

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Tell me a more talented actor than Larvell Jones #MichaelWinslow from Police Academy

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Some day, a jean jacket.

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Bay leaves are the biggest hoax in culinary history

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I google then vs. than more then/than I’d like to admit

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Thunder only happens when it’s raining