David

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

For those suffering from amnesia: just four months ago, the Islamic regime in Iran slaughtered over 40,000 people in only two days, for the sole ‘crime’ of protesting for freedom.

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

They attacked Elon nonstop for doing the same thing, and he didn’t even have a literal Nazi tattoo.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Jimmy Kimmel i guess you missed the part of the story i don’t need a U-Haul…I have nothing left to pack 🤷‍♂️

[Barrett Sallee 🇺🇸 @BarrettSallee]

Maybe people from Texas Tech should just stop talking.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

We’ve made it to the fourth state of our trip.

FLORIDA! THE SUNSHINE STATE!!!! IT’S SO HOT WE NEED TO GET TO THE BEACH IMMEDIATELY!!!!

[The Uri @uricohenisrael]

“Hey Seinfeld, can we get a ‘free Palestine’?”

Jerry Seinfeld: “It doesn’t exist”🤣

Jerry Seinfeld is the GOAT 🐐

[Mikesaltychip @MikeBur713412]

@finebaum

[Nicole Auerbach @NicoleAuerbach]

Texas Tech has a choice. No one is forcing the Red Raiders to play Brendan Sorsby. They are not backed into a corner. They can take his recovery seriously and support him by keeping him around/engaged with the program but NOT play him in games.

It shouldn't be a tough call.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

True

[ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟ ™️ @Renegadenole85]

Still mad? 😅

[Yeegrek @Yeegrek]

@AndrewPDoak You need to double-check your numbers.

He also wagered across state lines, used a burner device, wired money to family and friends to bet on his behalf, and yes, bet on his own team while he was QB.

In literally any other sport, he'd be banned for life.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

About right

[Brandon Marcello @bmarcello]

All four justices on the Seventh Court of Appeals in Texas are Texas Tech graduates.

[Tiger Vibes @Tiger__Vibes]

-Many people hate LSU
-Many people hate Alabama
-Many people hate Texas
-Many people hate Ohio State
-Many people hate Michigan

But EVERYONE fucking hates Texas Tech

[Tandy @dantypo]

It is ABSOLUTELY amazing that they tried to end Hegseth’s nomination over an overtly and socially acceptable Christian tattoo by calling it Nazi symbolism but actively pretend that an actual Nazi tattoo is nbd.

*Amazing but not surprising.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Todd Gurley was suspended 4 games for selling his own autograph

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

@XavierBecerra Everybody in the country Knows California Democrats cheat cheat and cheat some more.

[Ashtyn Danley @AshtynDanley]

ready for year 4🤍🏹 @FSU_Softball

[Ira Schoffel @IraSchoffel]

Fix football.

Everything else will take care of itself.

But fix football.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The level of fraud here is mind-blowing