Maya (▰˘◡˘▰)

I hear you like CoD. I too, like fish.

[Boyle Heights @boyle_hts]

2 people was exhaling 😮‍💨 broccoli on top of the 6th street bridge in Boyle heights.

[Maya (▰˘◡˘▰) @wubkitty]

Can I f***ing have a smoke in peace ? #dog

[Maya (▰˘◡˘▰) @wubkitty]

@danitegon Is this tweet about the fake news fofoca created in your head to make me question my reality

[Maya (▰˘◡˘▰) @wubkitty]

What the #dog doin????

[Maya (▰˘◡˘▰) @wubkitty]

My roommate asked me if I had juice and I was like “vaporizer juice??” And he was like “no like real juice”and then I exploded on impact

[Dra Maconha; The Life of a Stoner Girl @danitegon]

È a maya minha amiga Que chego em casa ontem e o cachorro tava assistindo sherek sozinho kkkkkkkkkk

[Maya (▰˘◡˘▰) @wubkitty]

i’m stretching and the #dog starts licking himself right beside my face and was so offended when I told him to stop 😭

[Maya (▰˘◡˘▰) @wubkitty]

Pussy pussy Pussy marijuana

[Maya (▰˘◡˘▰) @wubkitty]

Why don’t busses have cup holders ?

[Dra Maconha; The Life of a Stoner Girl @danitegon]

Meu nenê @wubkitty

[Maya (▰˘◡˘▰) @wubkitty]

25 is the UGLIEST age I can imagine and I hate hate hate hate that that’s a thing I’m supposed to be soon? Ew UGLY UGLY

[Maya (▰˘◡˘▰) @wubkitty]

21 was the best age. once you’re not 21! It’s not cute anymore. like ew

[Maya (▰˘◡˘▰) @wubkitty]

If I die and y’all put me in the maple ridge cemetery 🤢 I AM coming back to fuckin haunt u bc fuck u

[Maya (▰˘◡˘▰) @wubkitty]

SORRY PENIS ISNT A SEXY WORD ITS TECHINCAL AND/OR FUNNY BYE

[Maya (▰˘◡˘▰) @wubkitty]

Like everything you do is it to make me sad or mad like??????????????

[Maya (▰˘◡˘▰) @wubkitty]

LIKE WHY ARE YOU HELL BENT ON MAKING ME MAD

[Maya (▰˘◡˘▰) @wubkitty]

Why is everyone in my life a fucking psychopath

[Maya (▰˘◡˘▰) @wubkitty]

Whoever from the kitchen left two full mushy garbage bags full of food scrap garbage on the ground in FRONT of the dumpsters for the seagulls and crows to mob over this morning- your mom’s a hoe