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[wuf @wuff009]

@srikandisejarah Kalau di Malaysia, dia sebut senjate

[603° @demetrius3244]

His teammates think he helped them win the league but guess what the lads on Twitter think 😭😭

[Lippy @LickshotLippy]

That step over ting he done to Bellerin at The Emirates is one of the worst killings I've ever seen on a football pitch

[Yimzy @oyimzy]

Inshallah we will be there to hate.

[chief 🏆 @aliladiere]

Saliba and Salmon

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[Como1907 @Como_1907]

Cesc Fàbregas back at the Emirates, this time as a coach 💪💙

[Premier League @premierleague]

Cesc Fabregas 🤝 Mikel Arteta

@Arsenal host Fabregas' Como in a friendly

[Habib Papa @abcleff]

Imagine spending years telling the market your car is rubbish, calling it average every week, then getting angry when someone offers you a low price. 😂

That's exactly what some Arsenal fans have done with Martinelli.
"He's average."
"He's not good enough."
"Sell him."
Now suddenly you want high price or nothing

[cmbftbl @cmbftbl]

Marli Salmon are you ready to get rinsed like a bar of soap?

[wuf @wuff009]

All on point 😂

[Lalinha 🗣 @Lalinhafofoca]

Não tenho estrutura pra não rir disso. Mbappé ficou incrível. 🤣🤣

[wuf @wuff009]

@Plettigoal @SkySportDE That’s insulting

[wuf @wuff009]

@anon_deal Pernah pergi klinik, bila masuk doktor main phone. Cek tak sampai 5 minit. Suruh ambil ubat di kaunter. And then sambung main phone 🤣

[Bruno Guimarães @brunoog97]

Very happy to have played my first minutes in this shirt and at this stadium! Very excited about everything we have ahead of us. Thank you for the support, and see you Sunday, Gunners! 🔴⚪3️⃣9️⃣ @Arsenal

[wuf @wuff009]

@bckupacc99 All of them are not wrong btw. Life is full of variation

[wuf @wuff009]

So good

[The Football Era @Footballera0]

Salmon is the best defensive talent in English football right now. A 16 years old CB with this level of maturity and bravery is unheard of.

He has all the tools to become world class:

-Buildup security
-Press resistance
-Dueling
-Last man tackles

[Mrs B @attackdogX]

Animals are actually smarter than us because in their packs, they don’t allow the weaker or retarded ones to lead them.

[wuf @wuff009]

@AminAyusraimi @yokittavt Rm250 for single 🌚

[wuf @wuff009]

@awkwardgoogle Yet your tooth randomly break when you fall down face first