Wullie Stewart

63 countries, 5/7 wonders of the world. Dad, Husband, Industrial IT aficionado and occasional grease monkey. Politically homeless.

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Well didn’t take long. Anyone for snake oil?

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WordPress says “up to date”. But is PHP patched against PHP2Shell? We check the runtime and vendor fix, then give you a written report with next steps. One server, one application: £169 + applicable tax.

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@Harshityadav0 @Vachicorne I had the joy of searching around VM’s today to find a browser I could still apply for an India evisa with. Guess who signed the immigration authority’s certs…

[Scott Helme @Scott_Helme]

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@SimonCarGuy That looks awful.

I love the GLC but someone’s clearly been snorting too many AI tokens to come up with that.

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I gave up believing everything X chooses to show me some time ago. Lots of “news outlets” on here pumping narratives telling me what to think.

We know people in France and they tell us a lot of young French people are disenfranchised with lack of opportunity and fed up with Macron. Some of those people are children of immigrants - but most are not.

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@TiceRichard Will that stop your members dreaming of bath time on a Thursday night?

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@jan_murray Sounds like the person in question needs sectioned for their own good.

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@SineadWatson91 She’s not even my dog. Zzzzz

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@GeorgeChest0n @TiceRichard “Not shared by 99% of the party”

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@bolderston_mark Car pr0n. Even my wife’s approving of this “mistress”

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@TiceRichard Your party can’t stop journalists / racists infiltrating it - why should we believe you can stop any undesirables entering the country?

P.S. who’s paying for all our pensions when you stop talent entering the UK?

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@Kevin85952150 “English Bible” - where to begin explaining that one

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@JuliaHB1 The collateral damage from having these clowns in power would take generations to undo.

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@OpenAINewsroom I’m wondering what kind of psycho corporate minds hide a CCTV camera - potentially with audio - behind the monitor in an executive boardroom.

Sounds like a great place to work - not.

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@doctor_rahmeh @LloydsBank It is, but it’s nothing compared to being hung for hurty words.

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@doctor_rahmeh @LloydsBank I’m guess it’s better than what happens to people in KSA if they use free speech about certain religious figures.

De-banking someone / sanctioning them for words isn’t right though, is it?

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@iandicko73 That Peugeots got serious turbo nutter barsteward vibes.

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As someone getting on enough that presbyopia is a friend I’ve gotten to like occasional opportunity to wield the “pissed off librarian” look over the top.

My Mrs is a medic and went off the idea of contacts after reading all about acanthamoeba keratitis. She has to shower at work sometimes if one of the patients “springs a leak” so to speak.

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Had one on a flight back from Barcelona - at least that’s what it was diagnosed as when I turned up in ED at a hospital in Scotland on landing - elevated blood glucose was apparently one clinical sign.

It was completely bizarre - no reason for it whatsoever. Never happened again.

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@msparkled The wife and I had a mutual “f**k it” moment earlier and went to a new Italian in town. Glad we did - it was good. Go treat yourself.