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Jean after New Year’s: ‘This year, I’m turning over a new leaf!’ 10 minutes later—passed out on the couch with Sasha drawing a Titan on his face. Classic. 🍾🎉 #AttackOnNewYears

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Eren and Armin celebrating the holidays: Eren’s pretending he doesn’t care, but he’s secretly excited about the cookies. Armin’s just happy to finally be with him, even if Eren tries to start a snowball fight. ❄️🍪 #AoTHolidays

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The Warriors are getting ready for the holidays! Reiner’s overthinking gift-giving, Annie’s trying to avoid Secret Santa, Zeke’s putting monkey ornaments on the tree, and Porco’s just mad he got stuck wrapping everything. 🎄 #WarriorHolidays

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RBA prepping for the holidays: Reiner’s trying to hang lights on the walls, Bertholdt’s napping in the tree like an ornament, and Annie’s just glaring at everyone with a Santa hat on while drinking eggnog. 🎄 #TitanHolidayChaos

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Christmas hits different in Paradis. Eren’s trying to put a star on the tree but keeps turning into a Titan, Levi’s yelling about pine needles on the floor, and Hange’s testing if Titans will wear a santa hat. 🎄 #AttackOnChristmas

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Watching Attack on Titan like, ‘Wow, this is deep—war, freedom, humanity’s struggle.’ Then a Titan shows up with the same energy as me stumbling to the fridge at 3 AM. #AttackOnSnacks

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Happy Thanksgiving! Today, we’re not stressing about the food—we’re just thankful we didn’t end up as it. Pass the turkey, not the Titans. 🦃 #AttackOnThanksgiving

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Thankful this year? Forget the little stuff—I’m just grateful I didn’t get yeeted into a Titan’s mouth. #BlessedAndNotEaten #AoT

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Imagine the Scouts watching Arcane: Hange’s obsessed with the Hextech, Levi’s judging everyone’s messy lives, Eren’s relating way too hard to Jinx, and Mikasa’s just here for Vi’s fight scenes. #AttackOnArcane

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Gabi made Falco start watching Hetalia! Gabi’s yelling about how Marley would’ve dominated every episode, while Falco’s just here for the wholesome Germany x Italy vibes.#AttackOnHetalia #AoT #WeebWarriors

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After much deliberation, we’ve decided to elect Armin as president. Qualifications: 200 IQ, strategic genius, and the only one who (almost) consistently makes it out alive. Plus, who wouldn’t trust that sweet face? 🇺🇸 #ArminForPresident #BrainsOverBrawn

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Happy Halloween! Remember, if a Titan shows up at your door, just give them candy and hope they don’t want to take a bite out of you! 🎃🧟‍♂️ #AttackOnTitanHalloween

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The Scouts started prepping for Halloween like it’s a mission. Mikasa’s sharpening pumpkin carving knives, Armin’s mapping out the best candy routes, and Levi’s making sure every costume is spotless. Eren just wants to go as a Titan (again). 🎃 #HalloweenScouts #AoTHalloween

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Pieck, Jean, and Porco started carving pumpkins together! Jean’s is perfectly detailed, Pieck’s is still half-finished (but somehow looks effortless), and Porco is just… angrily stabbing the pumpkin. 🎃 #AttackOnPumpkins #PumpkinCarvingWars

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Historia, Mikasa, and Annie are building a haunted house. Historia’s making it cute, Mikasa’s adding hidden swords, and Annie’s just waiting to ambush anyone who enters. Truly terrifying in every way. 🎃 #AttackOnHauntedHouse

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Bertholdt and Reiner are decorating for Halloween! Reiner’s hanging cobwebs like a pro, while Bertholdt accidentally kicks down half the wall… guess old habits die hard. 🎃 #TitanProblems #AttackOnHalloween

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Watching Levi pick out a Halloween costume like: ‘I’ll dress as something terrifying… like dust.’ Meanwhile, Eren’s just out here trying to squeeze into a Colossal Titan onesie. #SpookySeason #AttackOnHalloween

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Officially an Armingayer now—because who wouldn’t stan the guy who’s 90% heart, 10% hair flip, and 100% willing to throw hands (or thunder spears) for his friends? 💥💇‍♂️ #ArmingayerLife #AttackOnTitan

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Armin in the kitchen like: ‘I’ve read 100 books on cooking, this should be easy!’ burns water ‘So, uh, who’s up for takeout?’ #ChefArmin #StrategistFail 🍳🔥

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Pastor Nick really kept all those Titan secrets like they were locked in the walls and his diary. Guess confessing isn’t his strongest prayer skill! #HolyMysteries #AoT