Zach Cregger gave us 90 minutes of an anxious delivery man trembling in a snowstorm, and weโre supposed to celebrate it as peak cinema while this level of pure visual presence exists in the franchiseโs graveyard.
Say whatever you want about Paul W.S. Anderson, but the man understood star power. He cast an actress who looked like an actual living cutscene, slapped two Berettas in her hands, and gave her more effortless aura in three seconds than Creggerโs entire movie could scrape together.
Modern directors are so obsessed with making horror leads pathetic and relatable that they completely forgot how to make an action horror icon look untouchable. #ResidentEvil
>4'11
>Brown
>Bloated
>Sagging tits at 25
>SRRI eyes
>Retarded hip tattoos
>Probably on birth control 24/7
Remind me why she has to be the ZOG mandated zoomer heartthrob again?
If I was dating a girl and she tried to propose to me, not only would I say no, but I think itโs one of the only things that could push me to get violent. Any woman that proposes to a man has no respect for said man. Couldnโt think of anything more insulting as a man if I tried.
Just watched "Lanterns" and mostly what I am is BORED.
Bored with WHITE MAN BAD.
Bored with male superheroes being turned into human losers.
Bored with Hollywood killing off our heroes for fun and spite.
Bored with cosmic heroes being given dull street-level stories.
Bored with the villain being โwhite supremacyโ or โtoxic masculinity,โ or โthe patriarchy.โ
Bored with superhero shows that are all talk no action.
Bored with every other word being a curse word.
Bored with heroes fighting each other instead of a bona fide villain
Bored with everyone dropping f-bombs to signify emotions.
Bored with tiny angry profane women exercising their hostility on the much better male characters whose show it is.
Bored with modern Hollywood deliberately ruining everything and nothing is stopping them.
Anyone else feeling this way?
This is just the most corporate spider man iteration there is. "Broke", "rock bottom" but living in a big ass loft with high tech machinery that could feed a family of 6 for weeks. Toby was a working photographer, delivered pizzas for a living & still couldn't make rent