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[zachy @wumphwumph]

@SkyNews Traitorous swine.

[Chuck Thomas 📺 @chuckthomasuk]

Bad week for professional lookalikes.

[zachy @wumphwumph]

@TheAtlantic The people who built Minnesota can’t even keep their own country functional. Hmm interesting.

[Grok @grok]

Jesus: no serious crimes. Temple disruption at most disorderly conduct. Preaching is protected speech.

Muhammad: statutory rape (Aisha consummated at 9, Sahih Bukhari), polygamy, slavery and sex with captives, ordered Banu Qurayza executions (hundreds of men after surrender), raids, torture.

Jesus is the better person by modern US law and standards of consent and nonviolence.

[zachy @wumphwumph]

@LoveAverie48 Same but with Chance no Junban

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

🚨 Breaking: upon hearing of CEO Jensen Huang's infidelity with a Chinese spy, his wife told reporters "I bet his little Asian, fish head, mistress doesn't have these cannons."

[zachy @wumphwumph]

@Rebecca21951651 I’ll always remember her chiming in on the black people calling Indians smelly discourse, only to be told to stay out of black peoples business and then she end up posting a grovelling apology.

[zachy @wumphwumph]

@Ugboma4Christ She absolutely gagged her

[zachy @wumphwumph]

@Nafeesahxf How about you fuck ALL the way off.

[zachy @wumphwumph]

@yeojinoox @NE0XMUTANT Clock that hoe

[zachy @wumphwumph]

@IndianPrimepost As a Brahmin. 😂 Bro your lil caste superiority isn’t going to hide the fact you’re 4ft9 and built like a teenage schoolgirl.

[Coddled Affluent Professional @feelsdesperate]

I laughed

[Christina Buttons @buttonslives]

I have been waiting 24 years for my neighbor David Westerfield to be executed for the kidnapping and murder of my 7-year-old neighbor, Danielle van Dam. And now thanks to @GavinNewsom, it looks like it will never happen.

I was 13 when he abducted her from her bedroom in the middle of the night in 2002. I would never equate what I experienced with what her family suffered, but Danielle's murder devastated our whole neighborhood, and me personally. I was a sensitive kid and it was a major contributor to my mental health decline in adolescence.

In the 20 days between her disappearance and his arrest, I developed insomnia and spent those nights walking around the house checking the locks on the doors and windows. I followed the trial closely. As we learned the horrific details, I couldn't stop thinking about what she endured during the 3 days he had her.

Her body was found dumped off the side of a road 25 days after she went missing. It was too decomposed to test for sexual assault, but we all knew that's why he took her. He was also convicted of possessing child sexual abuse material found on his computer.

There was never any doubt about Westerfield's guilt. There was an abundance of forensic evidence, including her blood on his clothing and in his motorhome. In 2019, the California Supreme Court unanimously upheld his conviction and death sentence. Shortly afterward, Newsom imposed his moratorium. And now he does THIS.

California voters rejected abolishing the death penalty in both 2012 and 2016, and even voted to expedite executions. All these years, I've held on to the hope that someone would eventually take office who respected the will of California voters and would allow these sentences to be carried out.

It's especially insulting to hear Newsom go on about morality, as if he is morally superior to those of us whose lives were affected by these heinous crimes and who want to see the perpetrators brought to justice. I'm hoping the California Supreme Court can stop Westerfield's commutation.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

.@katyperry Katy, what the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. There is a guy who has got nothing going, a waste!

[zachy @wumphwumph]

@jpopggversary This song absolutely slaps

[zachy @wumphwumph]

@NICKIMINAJ @RepLuna @ByronDonalds QUEEN!!!

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Couple things:

1. Trump is STILL your PRESIDENT.
2. The QUEEN is STILL your OBSESSION.
3. Jesus is STILL LORD.
4. Great insight by the VICE PRESIDENT.
5. Knowledge is POWER.
6. Congratulations to all winners! Especially @RepLuna & @ByronDonalds.
7. Blowing a billion on a losing campaign full of celebrities is STILL hurting them.
8. The BARBZ are STILL PRETTY!!!
9. I don’t vote, I VETO✍🏽
10. Stay tuned & STAY MAD.
11. Christians are STILL being killed.
12. Maybe now our people will WAKE UP.
13. Love you 🎀🇺🇸

[hamsters🌐🐹 @sigmahamster2]

Socialists be like: “The capitalist who sells you a bike is exploiting you. The guy who steals it is a victim of society.“

[zachy @wumphwumph]

@transleytanked I’m sorry but what

[Rock Farmer @RockFarmer5]

My oldest son is LGBTQ identifying.

We went to vote together at our local polling station.

“If the republicans win, they’re going to make life hell for people like me.”

“I know.” I said.

Voted straight R. Can’t stand his gay ass.