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[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Me shamelessly joining forces with Lamine Yamal who I’ve hate watched all his life

[O.A @snrmanOA]

Don’t know why you guys don’t like doing nice things for your friends and families.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women don't apologize, they reframe the story until your reaction looks worse than their behavior.

[Abby baby 🦋🇦🇷🇪🇸 @_babygirlabby]

When you buy a backup camera from Temu 😂😂

[Nat Turners Burner @KCran7]

My 5yr old popping back up after I just put his little ass to bed 15mins ago.

[Daddy Kross @daddy_kross]

Has he had a remarkable career? Yes

Is he undoubtedly one of the best ever? Absolutely

Has he been heavily favoured by football institutions? Most definitely!

[③ @zurskiii]

niggas will message you “hello” on teams and wait for you to say hello back. just ask me the fuckin question

[Ben X @Benn_X1]

In tech, the farther away you are from the end user, the better your work-life balance.

[Kay @KaylarWill]

A prisoner of your own mind. No one in that entire building cares that you are there alone

[Sugabelly 🌕 @sugabelly]

This could literally be Wike or Tinubu.
How would anyone know?

[David Ade @Dayveed_Ade]

You can never see Sharia here.

But try chop indomie for public during Ramadan.

[🎀 @mamiikeeyy]

My daughter daycare called my phone and said we had a Code Red and all the kids were scared but your daughter... So I asked " ight so what's the problem ? " she gonna say it's not a problem but when we asked your daughter why she wasn't scared she told us " nothing gonna happen too us... Cuz my DADDY gonna kill everybody if i don't make it home “🥴🤣 😈

[乃卂áㄥẹ̀🫧 @caveabdulrma]

Ronaldo is not my GOAT, Ronaldo is THE GOAT.

[DTN @artxygenishim]

Make i give up on all this, because he no get World Cup 😂
Lmao

[Adebayo @Bayolatunde]

If you are wondering what paramour means, it is sneaky link😂💀.

[Pinero_Nana @Pinero_Nana]

I’ve come back to laugh. This is too funny.

[Big_Hut🧩 @Hutman_RM]

You pull two world cups, we pull two Nations league
You pull Ballon d’or, we pull Ballon d’or
You pull La Liga, we pull La Liga
You pull MLS, we pull Saudi league
You pull Copa America, We pull Euros
You pull UCL, we pull UCL

If we pull EPL titles now wetin you go pull?😂😂

[Topss @topetyez_]

Omah Lay tho, what a guy !!!!

Rented a five-bedroom rooftop apartment for a babe and paid two years rent cos shawty said she wanted to move to a new place all bcos he wanted to just get into her pants and still asked her not to love him. Fairs

[iBRA deals @CFCgyimah]

“value loyalty above all else” - Raymond Reddington…
Ronaldo today, Ronaldo tomorrow, Ronaldo forever.. VIVA RONALDO 🐐

[AquaSZN 🔋 @aquamanll]

All this fake Ronaldo fans Dey vex me gan gtfo mehn nobody fucking cares
Ronaldo is the greatest player to ever play football.