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[Ayinke @wurldlite]

The way I gist God during tahajjud ehn,and be telling him everything he already knows😂

[Maia Bittner @maiab]

you CANNOT understand how cute your kids will be to you. it is incomprehensible. I spend 50% of my free time looking at photos and videos of my children and just feeling really really really good. they are SO AMAZING. and so cute! 🤩

[olgaa 🦦 @Olga__gcg]

un puñalada entre las costillas duele menos q este tweet

[Omar little @_ManLikeAJ]

You think you know what love is until you have a child.

It’s unlike anything ever.

[Big Mama. @FairyGM5]

I would have switched cars. Lol

[Miss Dee ✨💫 D Jewelry Plug @Dee_Bebegirl]

men like youtube a lot, they’re always watching something
it’s probably their favorite app.

[BLAISE🧃🇵🇹 @EngrAtule]

“When NEPA brings light in the morning when we were about to go to school as kids”

[Miloh @oyinakindele]

Random pet peeve:

It gets under my skin when someone says “yes” or “no” to a an alternative question.

Like someone says, “is it urgent or can you wait?”….and you say Yes.

Yes what?????

“Are you driving or taking the train?”
“No”

No what?????

———

Hate it so much 😂

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

When u are having a mental breakdown but u need Face ID to get into ur phone

[B.Fisayo @Omo_wunnmii]

I know someone that whenever she gets pissed at work, she says “toor, I will soon go home and play with my husband”

[Bukky baby @theOlubukolami_]

“Is this how you will doing in your husband’s house ?”

[Mimiii 🫦 @cherrymary46]

the most gangsta thing you can do for yourself is actually lock in & turn your life around, no noise, no excuses just prayer & results.

[MIRA @miramilann]

“You paid the right tax amount” has ruined my week

[g3li @PBandGelii]

Microsoft Teams glitch is showing me as “Away”, baby I’m here

[SAMBO @_Abdulakeem_]

Bandits entered a school .
Kidnapped all the students and teachers.
Now they just beheaded one of the teachers. 💔💔💔💔
Torturing the rest.

Everywhere is silent like nothing happened.

This country is fucked 😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[𝙾𝙻𝙾𝙻𝙰𝙳𝙴 @OloladeMrmoney_]

Me and my friend don use "May Allah ease our affairs" kill ourself 😂

[Zulaykha💕 @omotolaniee]

Sincerely dislike these malicious inter religious conversations.

Don’t you guys have clothes to iron or plates to wash?

[… @Unkle_K]

You absolutely are a terrible friend, don’t listen to anyone telling you otherwise LOL

[القرآن @Quranconnect_]

Your Death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans, and the world will continue on without you.

[Neurologist Mom @NeurologistMom]

When I gave birth to my daughter, they had to keep me in the hospital for 10 days because I wasn’t doing well. Every time I tried to stand up, I fainted. At one point, according to my husband, I even stopped breathing. He panicked and called a friend, a cardiologist who also worked at the same hospital. The response he got was, “You know, sometimes our wives just want attention when they are going through a hard time.” My husband was furious. He insisted that someone come and actually see what was happening. When the resident arrived, my husband said, “Just watch.” He helped me stand up, and I don’t remember anything after that. When I woke up, the room was full of doctors in a panic. I had stopped breathing again. That was the moment they realized it was not “attention seeking.” #medicalmisogyny

[ikraah @ikraah_]

This dunya will exhaust you, humble you, and disappoint you,just enough to remind you it was never meant to be home.