Alexis Perez

my cat was getting picked up with two hands when the photo was taken*

[kamau @poorteffy]

Fun fact: in order to stay in business most Chuck E. Cheese’s operate as ghost kitchens. When you go on DoorDash and see those restaurants that don’t exist in real life like “burrito time” it’s a Chuck E. Cheese with a fake name cooking they ass off.

[Cjay @ced_jayy]

Italian gangsters don’t get a negative rep how black “gangsters” do… it’s actually glamorized

[Da Bronco @DaBronco0]

Europeans when the “World” is involved in the “World” Cup

[alycia carvalho @astraverse]

eu achava isso até começar a viver no mundo corporativo e perceber que muitos escondem que são de esquerda ou minimamente progressistas por medo de serem assediados

pessoas de direita raramente escondem que são de direita. pelo contrário, elas se orgulham muito de ser.

[🇪🇷🕊️ @BetterCallAlba]

💔💔💔 was a good run unc, had to carry that useless national team for 15 years

[The General @GeneralMCNews]

BREAKING: Iran says Israel will never be allowed to pass through the Strait of Hormuz, even if the war ends.

[cyber 𒉭ˊˎ˗ @cybernooped]

we are so cooked bro homeownership is now a videogame genre

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

In Iran, if a 12 year-old girl is forcefully impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term or spend life in prison.
Oops! My bad. I meant Mississippi, Texas, and Alabama.

[kaokao ⚢ @golkiryn]

mais recursos pra pedófilos, parabéns?

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

there's a lot of people in this country experiencing psychosis and calling it religious devotion

[. @AFRIKONSONN]

They liked his “tax plans” for a tax bracket they were never in

[Rebecca Chan @RebeccaYChan]

Western imperialists thought they could use climate change and CO2 cap and trade to hobble China’s growth.

China took the hurdle the Western imperialists set in front of the Chinese people and used it as a springboard to move away from dirty energy.

Dirty energy is where the American Pedo Regime derives its power with the Petrodollar and its military backed world reserve currency status. This is why the US squats all over West Asia waging perpetual wars on innocent civilians.

China is a clean energy powerhouse. And will one day be free of dirty energy.

[Fintwit Capital @fan_fintwit]

Candace Owens right now

https://t.co/0CyKQMqXDP

[MONOPOLY PHONIC® (DONK) @MonopolyPhonic]

London, the city that has, according to these people, somehow fallen to homosexual decadence and Sharia Law at the same time

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Former Congressman Matt Gaetz reveals he was once briefed on alien "breeding programs" where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create a hybrid race.

[Vlad @VladTheInflator]

The reason they picked Noem is because her secrets made her easy to control.

Now that she's no longer useful, they can release what they had on her.

[Lefty Loading.... @4_Ben_Media]

The Bible spends far more time on poverty, greed, and personal conduct than it does on homosexuality. Yet some people center everything on that one topic because punching down on marginalized people doesn't take courage. It's actually cowardice.

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

BREAKING: IRGC SPOKESMAN:

"Because you targeted our leaders' private residences and families, all your leaders in the region will now be targeted at their private residences as well".

[SK Media @SpaghettiKozak]

Turns out saying fuck you to all your allies is a bad idea.

[Alexis Perez @wurlte]

It’s the governments property what do you mean?

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

It’s privately funded. Good luck with that.