W. Urmple

[W. Urmple @wurmple_]

blasted spinarak, you know, always getting in my throat and spinning webs

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coffcoffhakhak excuse me just getting those cobwebs out of my throats

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WURM-ple! WURM! WURM! Ple.

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oh dear it seems I've lost my ability to talk properly OH NO WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE WORLD

[W. Urmple @wurmple_]

wurmple wurm wurm

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I am, like, a magic worm, you know? Like, I can do magic poison things. I'm magic.

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no, really, see, I've got this giant magical wand, and it lets me do cool stuff, like Hadoukens and stuff

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I'M A MAGICAL WURMPLE

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poopin'.

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@omastar whut.

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@omg_pichu IS HE BEING MEAN TO YOU

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(Which wouldn't even have fulfilled the goal of my getting fewer spines, because I'd have the same number of them, just . . . no head.)

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Sooo . . . who knows a good barber? I tried Scyther last time but he almost cut off my head.

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I . . . I don't think I can walk much further than this. Today I got through all of Route 204! I am amazed.

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@haunter_ don't you?! all my friends said I had to!

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@haunter_ yeah but you passed your evolution test right :(

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@haunter_ I will hug on you!! I just failed my evolutionary test so I need one too :( :( :( :( :( they asked me how many legs I had I DUNNO

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@Raischu I have a mommy!

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My evolution test is tonight! Ah! I need to study.

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@Buizels don't go near any Meowths