Ed

Once an entire cruise ship referred to me as Sir Edward. All inquiries must be addressed as such. Co-Founder of Trough Vineyards #everbodyloveeveryone

[Ed @wurzele]

@girdley DTW between B and C. A little place also known as heaven on earth

[Ed @wurzele]

Welcome to the club

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

I’m a linen guy now

[Ed @wurzele]

Those pussy Mormon boys can’t handle that big catholic D

[BIG BOB @FSBigBob]

Browns is the Browns 🤣😂🤣

[Joseph Matron @JosephPMatron]

Punxsutawney Phil beat the 6 weeks of winter allegations 🤧🤧

[Ed @wurzele]

@nickythegood Sprinkle red pepper flakes outside if you don’t have a dog. They will put on their own and lick and then learn to not go around there

[Ed @wurzele]

877-CashNow

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Shohei Ohtani's $700 million contract calls for him to be paid only $2 million a year for the next 10 seasons, with $680 million deferred until the end of the deal, sources confirm to ESPN.

The CBT hit on the contract is going to be around $46 million, a huge discount for L.A.

[Ed @wurzele]

I beat the hell out of thanksgiving round 1. Was a real mismatch.

Time to rest and watch the sun rise over a grateful universe (football).

The haters and doubters are already saying I don’t have it in me to do another round.

“The hardest choices, require the strongest wills”

[Jay R @JayRBP]

The most…? Like… ever…?

[Nickmercs @NICKMERCS]

𝗔 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗘𝗥 🟢

[Ed @wurzele]

They need Colorado in a prime time tv slot every Saturday. Unbelievable representation of how fun college football can be

[Jeff O'Neill's Earring @joneillearring]

@barstoolsports @spittinchiclets @BizNasty2point0 @ryanwhitney6 I need Hoffman

[Ed @wurzele]

Every single TWD spin-off has been horrible. Dead city, Fear, that other stupid one not memorable enough to know the name of, all shit and all money grabbers. Never captured the vibe of early TWD.

The Daryl Dixon one seems much better. Instantly felt the vibe.

#edthoughts

[Ed @wurzele]

@bkeisel99 Joey Porterhouse

[Ed @wurzele]

@_willcompton Now she can thank you for taking out the trash cans in two languages

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

“Denver Nuggets duo Nikola Jokic and Jamal Murray became the first teammates to each post a triple-double in an NBA Finals game on Wednesday. One record they won’t set, however, is ‘Most double homicides committed by a pro athlete in June,’ which is still held by OJ Simpson.”

[Ed @wurzele]

Do you know the muffin man?

[Nickmercs @NICKMERCS]

Niko Cruz Kolcheff.
Happy, healthy & strong.
Welcome to the world lil man! 💙

[Ed @wurzele]

@JeffGallagher1 Imagine what they’ll say when I both out pizza the hut and only drink 3 joose’s

They’ll be furious

[Ed @wurzele]

No one is believing I’m on my second cup of joose.

Dang shame