Dylan Marlow

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

This was in most of the 1960s IBM training manuals.

It stands today as it stood in the mainframe era.

Replace computer with AI and this is the state of things.

[alexis carver @lexxiee2014]

Porchella

[Dylan Marlow @wusup2u]

@PA_Turnpike @PennDOTNews @pahighways So did you forget to salt or something? Philly is a mess

[Dylan Marlow @wusup2u]

@ultra Cracks by Flux Pavilion ❤️🙌🏽

[Dancing Astronaut @dancingastro]

Only 10 days until @ElectricZooNY 😍

[Dylan Marlow @wusup2u]

@itssAllison @SMFTampa Wish you were here bae 😢

[Dylan Marlow @wusup2u]

Turn it up! Wtf @Amp_Tampa @LAXX

[Dylan Marlow @wusup2u]

Customer #2: This is pico de gallo. Do you have regular salsa?
Me: Uhm this is salsa. What do you consider salsa?
Customer: Regular salsa...

[Dylan Marlow @wusup2u]

Customer #1: does the margarita have alcohol in it?
Me: *facepalm*

[Dylan Marlow @wusup2u]

That feeling when you get off the treadmill and your legs are like rubber

[Dylan Marlow @wusup2u]

Martin had a DREAMMMM

[Dylan Marlow @wusup2u]

It's snowing in blue bell... Ugh