timwu

I like booster draft and alcohol.

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I present to you the original thread for the greatest Magic: the Gathering pun in history.
🧹🧹🧹
#2mana #2dmg

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@CCalcano LMAO nice knowin’ ya 🪦

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@Mengu09 @LSDeltour @fivewithflores French Louis besmirches paupers, cancelled on Twitter.

Louis Deltour modern day Louis XVI

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@klug_alters Okily Dokily!

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@Mengu09 @WalkingBye Always take Yam’s advice… you’ll never go wrong!

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🙏〽️

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@JimmyMcNulty410 Under the boardwalk
Down by the sea
On a blanket with my baby
That’s where I’ll be… 🎶
💸

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@butmakeitcat @caro_irl I once brought a woman to my home and when she saw the magic cards stored in my closet she fell onto the floor laughing.

Joke’s on her, she is now my wife.

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@shaheenmtg Congrats on the great showing…

but you’re still no Morgan Douglass

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my nine

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oh boo hoo, vampiric tutor cheats…

BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD DEMONIC TUTOR CHEATS

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@tirentu pffft… Dulles Expo shares a parking lot with a Walmart.
Checkmate

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My Magic career was built on this 🙏

[Sierkovitz @Sierkovitz]

Want to improve your win rate? Most people could gain 1%p or more by doing this simple thing:

Once you have lethal, swing for lethal. Don’t do anything unless opponent does something to stop you. You don’t gain anything from being cute or fancy. Turn them sideways and move on.

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🤷🏻‍♂️

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@klug_alters

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@Ajelenbogen @Sierkovitz LMAO if you’re a boomer, I’m literal dirt.

Also, what’s “17 lands data”? Information about several properties?

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Uhhhh…

# @Dafore3

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@klug_alters This is actually limited

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What is happening today??

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Uhhhh…

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Uhhhh…