kate!

I don’t want to live the wrong life and then die

[ems 🍂 @atotalposer]

“i asked grok” “i asked chatgpt” yeah well i asked chief librarian of the jedi archives jocasta nu and she said if an item does not appear in their records, it does not exist

[maddy @maddydoggo]

doggy so we can both watch all 7 seasons of clone wars

[slater @devito]

These gas prices are cutting into my weed DoorDash porn vape gambling budget! 😒

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i've had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he's alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[Teresa Sheffield @Terfleaza]

I love when I have to say my pet’s last name at the vet. It’s like yeah that’s right, this is my HEIR

[Deacon Blues @dribrats77]

My fall plans are as follows:
1. Eat leaves
2. Listen to more Steely Dan
3. Drink 1,000,000 beers

[mimi @lothalites]

try 1 year and 3 months without the Star Wars hit-show Andor

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

total cinema, baby

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

BDSM (Bread Dipped in Soup Mmmm)

[hev @valvertt]

don't tell him that he can't keep on dancing at the pink pony club

[Bigger Stinky War Room (JUPE) @stinkyjabbababy]

You can kill a man, but not the dream

[Jacob @JacobFisherDF]

I’d kill to have a beer with this freak, I heard he’s nothing like his father

[jinx held phoebe’s hand 🛸 @lesbianstarwars]

generational tweet

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

me: i’m sad come cuddle

my cat: no can do homie, busy starin’ at ghosts until it’s time to yell at bugs i can’t reach

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Gaslighting my cats by saying "yes I know" when he meows at me when in fact I do not know

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

feeling anxious at a social event. gonna pick at my cuticles. surely i will not rip off too much skin, thus causing me to awkwardly hold a blood-soaked tissue to my thumb for the remainder of the event. surely i have learned my lesson by now.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

it can be so healing to have a cat who's a little man and also a babygirl but above all else, an idiot