Wilson Utley

Go for a saunter in the woods

[American Footballin' @AmFootballin]

HERE WE FUCKING GO! 🫡🇺🇸

[himpath (francis etc) @gorgeousbrains]

•george’s will be a meditative drama about loss and grief
•paul’s will be a cameron crowe-ish slice of life comedic drama
•john’s will be a romantically messy, political drama
•ringo’s will be a shot for shot remake of scooby-doo on zombie island

[joe @BurdenBurner]

Lindor getting abducted by a UFO mid-game would probably not even crack the top 10 worst moments in Mets history

[Not Gaetti @notgaetti]

How have I never before seen PROBABLY THE UNDISPUTED GREATEST BEER AD OF ALL TIME

[Diante Lee @DianteLeeFB]

One of the greatest game winning plays of all time

[Tucker D. Franklin @tuckerdfranklin]

I do not speak Spanish. I've never taken a Spanish class. I did't know what was being said.

I enjoyed every single second of that halftime show.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Did I understand a single word of it?
I did not.

Was it a vibe?
It was.

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

He was right to leave that church. His daddy didn’t see the vision.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Clayton Kershaw and Max Scherzer will face off tomorrow night for just the second time in regular season history

The other matchup was September 7, 2008, when fans expected to see Greg Maddux vs. Randy Johnson

[Game Changer 👐 @GameChangerSam]

Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20show On a Bus! 🚌

DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!

[Vinnie Pasquantino @VPasquantino]

Sometimes I go out for mound visits with Sal or Freddy with Estevez, Zerpa, and Cruz where they only speak Spanish and have absolutely no clue what’s being said. But I give a good “vamo” at the end and feel like I contributed

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

There were 19 MLB games today, the most in a single day since August 8, 1979

(via @CHSN_WhiteSox)

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Mbappe — welcome to the Ewing Theory Hall of Fame! It’s great to have you here. Drew Bledsoe and Bret Hitman Hart are gonna show you around.

[Diggin' Deep Shows @DigginDeepShows]

Vinnie P has beef with the advanced stats on the Sac Fly 🥩🤣

[swirl 🍥 @oxalisnebula]

lyrically a little on the nose but the sound is on point. the chorus is perfect. unfortunately this guy's one bit almost always hits

[Tipping Pitches @tipping_pitches]

REAL HOOP

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

MLB learning how to market their sport and players is a dangerous sight

[Baseball Is Dead @baseballisdead_]

“Michael Harris is not fast… he’s actually fat now.”

Lawrence Butler is confident that he’s faster than Michael Harris II.

[Patrick Wyman @Patrick_Wyman]

Theodore Roosevelt, 1918:

[Jeff Gardiner 🎮 @jg93]

It took a long time to code that in.