William Wodhams

Writer. Eternal student. Irrationally exuberant.

[William Wodhams @WWodhams]

A tale of lost kings, mad emperors, international smugglers and a handsome Carabinieri agent with big eyes. Coming soon from ECW Press. #mystery #books #authors

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Thrilled to announce that Thirty Feet Under will be published by the good people of ECW Press.

#crimewriters #canadianauthors

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[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

My five favourite variants of “a fly in the ointment” from different languages…

5. A testicle in the stew (French)
4. Some badness in the cheese (Welsh)
3. A lump in the mush (Brazilian Portuguese)
2. A drop of wormwood in the joy cup (Swedish)
1. Shit in the crêpes (Hungarian)

[William Wodhams @WWodhams]

Happy to have my latest MS Thirty Feet Under included on the Crime Writers of Canada Unpublished Award long list.

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@TheSyrein @RaelleLogan1 Nice!

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Release date April 2023. Preorder at https://t.co/5gsr8e10UM

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Not entirely certain Rogers understands the meaning of the word infinite

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This is HILARIOUS!

Republican Jesus is the funniest thing you will see on this site ALL DAY. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[William Wodhams @WWodhams]

The pasta bowl has pasta in it but the buddha bowl never has any buddhas

[Eric Smith @ericsmithrocks]

Just think. Somewhere out there, someone is probably also writing a synopsis.

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The world would be a better place if dogs were allowed to vote.

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“Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.”
~Macbeth, Act V, sc. v

#ShakespeareDay

P. Claesz (1627)

[William Wodhams @WWodhams]

@AshTudor888 I'd ask them how they got that copy of my book it isn't finished yet

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@AnthonyLaFauci Swept Away

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When I lived in LA at the tender age of 20, I took acting lessons. For 23 years I’ve done nothing with these lessons… UNTIL NOW! Take a boo at my pinned tweet, cuz I’ve got my own web series! I know! Crazy, right?

Meh, I’m too old to care about being crazy now.

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Two years of Covid hasn't affected me at all but my dog is acting a little funny

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@RayeDanny @DesireeADeathe1 Canadian Literature: I will die for a sunny day come on just one please