Wally Wheeler

Pastafarian. Somewhat fiscally conservative but not a fucking bigot. Grower of mega-hot peppers.

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@AnthonyCumia He took a stab at everything

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@TulsiGabbardRVQ Only if she promises to finally catch Moose and Squirrel

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@StephenM

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@hwinkler4real Sadly, it doesn't surprise anyone anymore.

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@SpeakerJohnson Mike, if bullshit was yarn, you could literally make a sweater for the entire planet and moon....... and still have leftovers.

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@WhiteHouse

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@TheOnion Please, even just for a day, rename it as Incel Wars

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@SecWar Did anyone else catch Faux News chowder head, Pete Kegsbreath quote the fake, stretched out Pulp Fiction version of Ezekiel 25:17 at the fake prayer meeting? What a tool bag.
I swear, I'm more religious than these "christians".

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@AnthonyCumia How are you going to Vegas when that stuttering donkey said that you're broke?

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@AnthonyCumia Otto

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I see, as per usual, Dozing Dementia T-Rump @realDonaldTrump has once again, declared TACO Tuesday.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Miracle? It's your fault that it got shot down in the first place....... At least you've elevated yourself to the biggest worldwide embarrassment since 45. Good job! Make new hats with C.A.R.E. on them. Con Artist Ruins Everything

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@Acyn In Lyndsey's defense, it's tough to speak properly while slurping on T-Rump's ass.

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@hwinkler4real Tremendous voice. Always on TV in the the 70's. Definitely an American icon gone too soon

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@NickAdamsinUSA At least he's got the pedophile part down pat.

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California gets hit with bomb cyclone.... Let me guess @realDonaldTrump Dozing Dementian ConaldcT-Rump will blame Newsome for notvraking the forests or some other cockamamie, Doddering old, child molester rhetoric

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@PressSec Thanks, KKKarolina Goebbles

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@AnthonyCumia T minus 5 and counting

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@JDVance Sorry bro, Michael Dukakis did his cosplay better.

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@AnthonyCumia They're so poor....... and they're so...black