Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm always number two
No one knows how hard I tried, oh-oh, I
I have feelings that I can't explain
Drivin' me insane
All my life, been so polite
But I'll sleep alone tonight.
Cause I’m just Ken.
A #WhiteSox ticket rep reached out to me about my experience as a fan and my plans for 2023. I told her I had nothing to offer but expletives and complaints, and wouldn't be getting a ticket package.
She replied encouraging me to elaborate, so I did.