beetle

stray little beetle stuck in a computer - art account: @straybeetle

[beetle @wwwbeetle]

📌 since twitter ended support for moments and threads are too messy for me, i've made a proper art account --> @straybeetle , from now on i'll be posting all my art (and reposting older pieces) on that account :)

[Daggerlad @Daggerlad2]

Boomer necromancer: skeletons nowadays would rather pick up a camera and record themselves playing their ribcage like a xylophone than pick up a spear for the skeleton army

Zoomer ghoul: Day 64 of eating one bat a day until we get term limits for the Council of the Undying

[beetle @wwwbeetle]

bro

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Marvel has let go of all of the writers and directors for ‘DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN.’

The series will get an entire creative overhaul as Marvel execs, including Kevin Feige, reportedly reviewed the footage filmed so far and decided that the show wasn’t working.

(https://t.co/PyvVjdxNm2)

[tamino daily @taminodaily]

tamino photographed by milo weiler on the set of ‘the longing’ live performance video, 2023

[tamino lyrics bot @taminolyricsbot]

you're such a flirt and i'm such a fool

[mr chick @cowbojs]

tom would send this to greg 67 times

[beetle @wwwbeetle]

dream of the endless music https://t.co/q6kpx5n9oj

[nina ⋆ ̊ @B6TGIRLS]

if you hate him you will dje and go to hell

[mister lou @cannibalanders]

shadowheart appreciation day, amen

[beetle @wwwbeetle]

also reuben's gardyan shes soo beautifu i briefly forgot about her and when she showed up i was kicking my feet blushing

[beetle @wwwbeetle]

im baldurs gating so hard. well not anymore cause im going away for 2 weeks but im gonna again soon. this is reuben

[beetle @wwwbeetle]

Bitch Wife

[Daggerlad @Daggerlad2]

Me: digging up to the surface for a bit

Worm Wife: why

Me: idk because I can sense that it’s raining?? How does this not interest you

Worm Wife: you’ll shrivel up you know…

Me: You’re crazy, it’s so wet out there 😂

Me: think I’m gonna crawl across the entire driveway 😳

[beetle @straybeetle]

i'm on STARFIRE: A Fashion Zine by @fanzinery! here's a preview of my piece 💫 pre-orders are open now

[STARFIRE: A Fashion Zine @starfirecentral]

PREORDERS ARE OPEN NOW 💫 More info in the thread 🧵🪡

Visit our shop here: https://t.co/kjIdWo7zh8

[Daggerlad @Daggerlad2]

Me: *walking down the aisle, my giant white t-shirt trailing along behind me* Don’t cry… don’t cry…

*a dozen bridesmaids lift the hem as I step up to the altar*

Fiancé: you look beautiful in that sized-up tee babe 😌

Me: I do 😭 *sobbing into his oversized crewneck sweater*

[beetle @wwwbeetle]

seeing gotham trending on tumblr just felt like getting shot in the face

[catherine! @sugalumped]

What a polite young man. I hope he doesn’t say anything disgusting

[Daggerlad @Daggerlad2]

Every morning I hatch from an egg and my wife has to rinse my small limp body in the sink. Growth occurs throughout the work day, and by lunch I tower over even my tallest coworkers! By dinner I’m shriveled, and my wife carries me to bed- I lay tomorrow’s egg and die once more :)

[beetle @wwwbeetle]

weston koury pattern recognition