Connor

[Connor @wwwconnorcom]

Wake up✔
Get a reply from @texasroadhouse✔
Put on cowboy hat✔
Kill snake with my bare hands✔
Back to sleep✔

[kipp 🇮🇪 @kalopop]

thread of my reaction images i drew

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

"I am normal!!"

[erik ꕤ⋆˚꩜｡ @twinkwredhair]

thread of all my drooling cat pics (so far)

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

no way i found the original happy cat video😭

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: EVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS.

Senator Mark Kelly just completely torched Donald Trump:

"When Donald Trump was driving the Taj Mahal casino into bankruptcy, I was getting shot at over Iraq and Kuwait. In 2001, after Donald Trump said that the collapse of the Twin Towers now meant he now owned the tallest skyscraper in Manhattan, I was carrying flags honoring 911 victims into space on a rocket ship. In 2003, when Donald Trump was writing birthday greetings to the monster, Jeffrey Epstein, I was the first on the scene to recover the bodies of my fellow astronauts who died when Space Shuttle Columbia exploded during re-entry. In 2011, when Trump was hosting a reality show, and peddling conspiracy theories against President Barack Obama, I was sitting next to my wife’s hospital bed as she recovered from a gunshot wound to the head."

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

I have watched this video a hundred times. The way they all back away from the frog like they’ve just realized he’s a superhero takes me out every time

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

Heavy Thoughts

[MAXWELL @Maxochism]

Mind you I haven’t seen a raccoon in weeks.

[Paris @goodyhilton]

The greatest blessing in the world is when women start asking you random questions

[zph ♡ @dudeidonotknow]

"get a job" nooopeee playing on da swing

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

California is the fourth largest economy in the WORLD.

We contribute $83 BILLION to the federal government while Texas takes $71 BILLION.

Nice flags, though.

[Miss Nakamura @missnakamura333]

Emails are turn based combat

[H20: 2nd Impact @I__HATE_SOCCER]

Genuinely I thought he just went beast mode and winged it the entire time

[mbg @gloless]

Bruh this shit is killing me I can’t breathe

[Shoo @terrmerur]

>luck stat in a game
>"luck affects many things!"

[devin @luvonfilms]

watched a movie from the watchlist

[saira @sairaspooks]

hey bro we’re releasing our inhibitions and feeling the rain on our skin later if you wanna pull up