PEPE LE PEW YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH I FUCKING BREAK YOUR FUCKING FRENCH NECK YOU NO GOOD PIECE OF SHIT SKINNY STINKING BASTARD FUCK YOU FOREVER YOU ARE THE JABRONI OF THE EARTH
When people's pets go missing I just tell them "The coyotes musta got 'em."
I think knowing that there's nothing they can do really puts their minds at ease.