I asked Pat to bring me home French toast from @WaffleHouse and he said “they don’t have that. It’s Waffle House. If you even start to ask for a pancake they’ll stab you.”
Newly weds “aw you look so cute all sweaty at the gym, glad you’re working so hard”
3.5 years later “you look yucky, you should really go find a hair tie”
Okay seriously is there a way to set my phone to automatically reply to texts saying “Thanks I’ll respond within 3-5business days” like automated email responses? Cuz ya girl needs an assistant.
Don’t talk to people you don’t want to talk to. Don’t go to events you don’t want to go to. Don’t continue to be friends with shitty people. Don’t apologize for being yourself, no matter the situation. Be honest. Be the happiest version of yourself, even if others don’t like it.
My weekly client texted me today telling me he just had to tell me “you are so hot” so I would know but he’ll never say it again.
Can’t wait to see how awkward next weeks haircut is🙃