Double U

[John @iam_johnw]

The fact that he legit didn’t notice until he tried to stand up is wild

[Jenny 😇 @Jennyperrys7]

Having a casual sex partner is more peaceful than dealing with the stress of a relationship.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

how it feels to be extremely self aware but still repeat the same self destructive patterns

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

80,000 people yelling “SIUUU!” in unison after the Cowboys choke in embarrassing fashion might legitimately be a top-5 moment in NFL history

[kade @anticcrsto]

LA MASTURBACION YA ABURRE NECESITO FOLLAR

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

I know divorced women who are side chicks to married men . But divorced their husband because he was Cheating .

[Vanessa @Nessakins_]

Guys, she took the oldest son to the basement to murder him. He escaped, ran, hid in his father’s office, before she hunted him down and strangled him to death with a giant rubber band. And then repeated that process for the other two. She knew what she was doing.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Saddam Hussein broke 2 UN resolutions and the US executed him.

Netanyahu broke 77 UN resolutions and is still alive.

Isn’t it strange?

[Harry Payne @HeadOfTVDept]

Huge shoutout to my mom for not strangling me when things got tough.

[Tibo ☔️ @cpastibo]

Acheter sa console et rentrer pour la déballer c’est top 1 des meilleurs moments d’une vie qu’on me parle pas de mariage d’enfants ou jsp quoi

[The Football Era @Footballera0]

Does Vinicius realize who he’s dealing with here?

He better not start this nonsense with Mourinho, or he’s in for a long ride.

This isn’t a rookie coach like Arbeloa or Alonso. This is a coach who has managed bigger players and personalities than him. He’s managed Ballon d’Or winners. This isn’t his first time managing Real Madrid and he has won multiple titles with the club.

Mourinho won’t hesitate to have him sit on the bench for the entire season if he continues this nonsense.

[Wambua 🇰🇪 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @DJ_Royel]

You have my attention

[miaa. @miacluv]

me after visiting more than 2 places in a day.

[princess ❦ @yungsenshi]

Recording a man minding his business attaching your own insecure storyline has to be a unique level of pathetic.

[Future Of The Retro @TraeK_]

I’m seeing wedding rings holding them phones 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

[𝓣𝔂𝓵𝓪 @fw_tyla]

Making peace with the fact that some things I really really want aren’t meant for me in this life

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

Sometimes you see a response so perfect you have to take a moment

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

“Thank God Lindsay Clancy wasn’t found innocent—”

> Lindsay Clancy fan just hanged her 2 year old