dad

my art teacher in high school said to be kind to others and not fall down.

[dad @wxlff]

the replies taking this at face value… open the schools

[dad @wxlff]

@Shea_621 @MortyRosenfeld1 @LeeMZeldin Have you ever met a physician that would perform any medical procedure on a minor without parental consent? Genuine question. I couldn’t even get an aspirin from the school nurse if I had a headache without a signed permission slip.

[dad @wxlff]

We have no understanding of grammar or proofreading, but trust us, we’re definitely interpreting Prop 1 correctly!

[dad @wxlff]

@broadishcity Please don’t

[dad @wxlff]

@nathanielro @nytimes yeah it’s pretty Bad

[dad @wxlff]

hey @nytimes should we just pretend the Sunday puzzle isn’t a swastika

[dad @wxlff]

cc: @NYTGames

[dad @wxlff]

@jake_gotta @tinachelidze If this is your issue, you do realize that all these people are just going to create a new set of “elite” schools, right? Nationalizing 9 universities is not going to suddenly change the makeup of the SC.

[dad @wxlff]

@jake_gotta @tinachelidze You don’t get to “bro” me. We’re not on that level, Jake.

[dad @wxlff]

@jake_gotta @tinachelidze Not to mention there are other policies that would probably actually achieve what I think you want to accomplish? Not allowing schools to consider legacies in their admissions, for example, could actually make meaningful change in student bodies.

[dad @wxlff]

@jake_gotta @tinachelidze Yes, because academia is… famously powerful?

[dad @wxlff]

@jake_gotta @tinachelidze It comes across as “we’ll punish the wealthy who buy their way into the schools by giving them state school credentials.” You know, perpetuating the idea that state schools are lesser than ivies.

[dad @wxlff]

@AWIIIDC Yom Kippur is all about owning up and apologizing! I haven’t seen any fun cards though 😒

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[dad @wxlff]

no shit lmao

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