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[K @iiamkrshn]

😭😭😭

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Told this Polish guy at work I'm from Gambia and he told me he has a friend from Ghana. So I also told him I have a friend from Romania now we're both staring in silence.

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

Me: *disables Google home microphone*

Me: hey google

Google: your microphone is currently disabled

Me:

[pigeon @pigeonisperfect]

stay out of my business

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Set a personal record this morning.
Most days lived in a row.

[• @wxngx]

@ProTwoolz Broker?

[SKINDEEP🌊 @SkindeepJD]

❤️

[Tomi @tomiwebstr]

to do cool stuff, you need to see what other cool stuff people are doing. exposure is so important

[Mbhazima Shilowa @Enghumbhini]

The only reason being because it now affects the elite in Jozi. They have been quiet for years when communities in rural and poor areas continue to draw water from rivers with animals. It is a class issue.

[Priyanka Lakhara @codewithpri]

IT’S WILD THAT THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY TO SAVE SOMETHING AS A PDF IS TO LIE TO YOUR COMPUTER THAT YOU’RE ABOUT TO PRINT IT 😭😭😭

[Jordy @jordyinit]

Paul Merson mentioned a footballer called Charlie Oatway as someone who man marked him out a game once. Being that I’m nosy, I got on Wikipedia to see Charlie Oatways story. Do me a favour please, go on Wiki and read his full name.

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

30 days sober guys.
Not consecutively, but here and there over the years.

It’s a very rough estimate.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

The guy who spelled pneumonia pknew pnothing.

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

They don’t teach typing anymore????

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

I run every day for 20 minutes & if I miss a day, I add 20 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to run for 4 months.

[DOM @DOPEITSDOM]

Raphael Saadiq