Remember when Scotland tried to colonise Central America and fucked up so badly they bankrupted the entire country and begged England to join them in United Kingdom so they could have their money?
Yeah, that was funny that.
instead of a soccer game the world cup should just be a televised debate on which country is more leftist, is less responsible for its historical state crimes, etc
-Argentina scores with their hands
-Paraguay kicks you till you retaliate
-Mexico threatens you with cartel violence
-England clutches pearls
-The USA threatens legal action and military intervention
We officially have a soccer culture to build on
customer: i would like a sandwich of something that fits easily between slices of bread and wants to stay there
me, the inventor of the meatball sub: first of all shut the fuck up
every passage is like "hitler demanded 50000 planes to be made in one year. albert speer swore he would make a hundred thousand planes instead. by using slave labor and at the expense of everything else they made 23469 planes. in that same time the allies made 250 billion planes"