Landon Derek Norris | Talksick

I make marks & say words for food and shelter - visual | on-screen | vocal - Formidable ice-cream slinger - LanDeNo, WyattDrinks, Talksick, DuckBoots

[Landon Derek Norris | Talksick @wyattdrinks]

The internet is like the world’s public school. Except it’s always free period

[CanucksArmy @CanucksArmy]

Natalie Miller, the wife of J.T. Miller, recently shared an adorable video of their son Owen singing the “J.T. MIL-LER” chants at Rogers Arena. 🫡

(h/t: @trackwanderer, 🎥: IG/Natalie Miller)

[Landon Derek Norris | Talksick @wyattdrinks]

So many shrines,

Unaffected by all this fire.

My tree branches up in flames,

A good weapon’s what I desire.

#breathofthewild

[Landon Derek Norris | Talksick @wyattdrinks]

Anyone ever heard of this game, Breath of the Wild? Just found it lying around.

I break branches and mountainside board-slide on pot lids.

And I set fires. There’s been a lot of fires.

I think I’m supposed to be looking for caves.

Riveting updates.

More to come!

[Landon Derek Norris | Talksick @wyattdrinks]

Warts! Kate, bro. Sorbet? Ak! Straw… #palindrome

[Landon Derek Norris | Talksick @wyattdrinks]

“Bad art is a great deal worse than no art at all.”

What a wilde thing to say

[Landon Derek Norris | Talksick @wyattdrinks]

If one were to go into a store and politely ask whoever’s at the till for some or all of the money in the cash register, and then the person obligingly hands them the money …

Did anyone technically rob the store?

Who’d be at fault here?

Why am I still pondering this…

[Landon Derek Norris | Talksick @wyattdrinks]

Almost every time I go to tweet, .. or uh … Xcerpt(?) it usually either winds up getting deleted or spends eternity with the giraffes (drafts).

This would appear to be an outlier. Jokes! I picked this out of the giraffes safari

[Landon Derek Norris | Talksick @wyattdrinks]

I’d love to see the “# of cakes made per day” chart for the entirety of the world’s history up until today.

At what points in history would the number have the most significant bumps #passingthought

[Landon Derek Norris | Talksick @wyattdrinks]

…snow at the beach,
Weird.

[Landon Derek Norris | Talksick @wyattdrinks]

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[Landon Derek Norris | Talksick @wyattdrinks]

@MalloryOGibson A stanley cup?

[Landon Derek Norris | Talksick @wyattdrinks]

Playing my dad in chess.

He’s losing.

“Don’t look so confident. This is only the lull. Just wait ‘til I’m not 9 miles in the bag”

“Jeeze. So basically dad is Sampson, but he shaves his own head”

[Landon Derek Norris | Talksick @wyattdrinks]

*Overheard at General Mills Cheerios Division*

“What kind of person would buy a 300g box of Chocolate Cheerios when Nesquik and Count Chocula are on the shelf sitting right there? No. No, we need to entice the buyers somehow.”

“Well what if we…”

[Landon Derek Norris | Talksick @wyattdrinks]

Wait … so are all Pop Figures bobbleheads?

I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen one outside a box. What a trip

[Landon Derek Norris | Talksick @wyattdrinks]

And our teacher continued on with the lesson, without skippin' a beat.
Clearly less importantly, but from what I recall, they used the in-class performance to explain... something... probably how in no way ingesting water while breathing creates hydrogen peroxide.

Or could it!?

[Landon Derek Norris | Talksick @wyattdrinks]

One time in Gr9 science, a few days into our Intro to Chemistry portion of the year, we were learning about toxic chemicals used in the everyday.
In the middle of the lesson, a little time after covering h2o2, this kid, out of nowhere, decided to climb atop the workbench and ...

[Landon Derek Norris | Talksick @wyattdrinks]

Start doing this bonkers dance while chugging their water, and, in-between gulps, take these over-the-top breaths. Then they tossed the bottle all dramatically, and cried, "Gyeuch--my insides, they are melting! The...hydrogen...gyeug..peroxide...blehck" and then they "died"...

[Landon Derek Norris | Talksick @wyattdrinks]

Hmm, to organize a Mean Girls screening for October 3rd, 2024 or not ...

[Landon Derek Norris | Talksick @wyattdrinks]

Mass email is sent out.
A seemingly common reaction to such a thing?

*REPLY ALL*
“Awesome!”

What sadistic clowns continue to pull these asinine plays. Just think … for even a split of a split-second, jeeze. For the sanity of anyone with some (apparently not-so) common sense