Steve Wyeth

Casual observer, Formal participant.

[Steve Wyeth @wyeth_steve]

It’s National Squirrel Appreciation Day, AND National Hugging Day…I shouldn’t have to tell you how to celebrate. You can put it together.

[Steve Wyeth @wyeth_steve]

Today is National Dentists Day…so remember to take a moment to remember a dentist in your life, who has committed suicide. #NationalDentistsDay

[Steve Wyeth @wyeth_steve]

What game did FDR play in the pool when he was a kid…Marco Polo, you assholes!

[Steve Wyeth @wyeth_steve]

@laurenboebert Probably not as many as in the 17th century, though. Right? #Immigration #Colonialism

[Steve Wyeth @wyeth_steve]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Yeah, don’t want to spoil the end of that book for you kid…but your dad is def in it.

[Steve Wyeth @wyeth_steve]

It’s National Human Rights Day… so enjoy your rights while you can! Tomorrow we go back to the system of old white men telling you what your rights are! #HumanRights #Revolution

[John Ales AF™️ @IAmJohnAles]

@elonmusk They were just learning to love.

[Steve Wyeth @wyeth_steve]

@elonmusk Is it the ability to enjoy robot sex?

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

which is the real me? 👀

[Steve Wyeth @wyeth_steve]

@elonmusk Mismanagement is not a crime, it’s just unfortunate.

[Steve Wyeth @wyeth_steve]

You Shall not make idols, and honor thy mother and father, just reminders that even God Almighty needed filler tracks on SOME of his albums.

[Steve Wyeth @wyeth_steve]

It’s National Bathtub Party Day…I don’t think I NEED to make any little jokes here! This holiday is CLEARLY about fucking in BATHTUBS! #BathtubPartyDay #Bath #BertAndErnie #CleanlinessIsNextToGodliness

[Steve Wyeth @wyeth_steve]

It’s International Ninja Day…so remember to pay your respects to any Ninja in your life…that is IF you can find them!!! 🥷 #Ninja #InternationalNinjaDay #SilentKillers

[Steve Wyeth @wyeth_steve]

It’s National Sock Day…so remember don’t just masturbate into your sock today; light some candles, put on a record, and make sweet, sweet, nasty love to your sock! It’s her day, baby🥰 #NationalSockDay #Socks #Romance

[Steve Wyeth @wyeth_steve]

It’s National Red Mitten Day…so beware! Members of the notorious Red Mitten clan, the worlds deadliest assassins, will be operating openly today. #RedMitten #RedMittenDay

[Steve Wyeth @wyeth_steve]

It’s National Raisin Bran Cereal Day…So if you are a fan of flakes or that turn into mush the instant they come in contact with milk, and the objectively worst form of grape, then, by God, it’s day’s for you! #RaisinBran #Raisin #RaisinCouncil

[Steve Wyeth @wyeth_steve]

Just sang King Harod’s Song from Jesus Christ Superstar, and realized that that role was written for me

[Steve Wyeth @wyeth_steve]

Today is World Stroke Day…so come on world! Get Stroking! The only way to end world war, hunger, and disease, is for the whole world to cum together!

[Steve Wyeth @wyeth_steve]

It’s National Trick or Treat Day…which is is just fucking stupid. Why would you celebrate Trick or Treating two days before you can actually Trick or Treat? Get the fuck out of here! #TrickOrTreat