Wyatt

Bing-Pot. Strat Cat.

[Wyatt @Wyguymerrill]

Every once in a while when I make eye contact with a stranger I think that they might be one of my descendants from the future who have traveled back in time and are creating an aberration in history. If you’re out there, don’t mess with time!!

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@BobWulff I’ve got my fingers crossed for the Smash give away 🤞🤞

[Finley Travis @FinleyTravis5]

ranch with pizza??

rt: yes
like: no

trying to prove a point

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@OnThisDayGaming I played this game so much I wore out my A button as well as my R and L!

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@BobWulff I’ve got the X and I’ve been considering the pixel for quite some time now

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This is how Costco perfectly distributes the sauce. #science

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I can’t think of a more boring name to see in the headlines than Kanye West,

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@latelateshow @JKCorden @KermitTheFrog Ebony and ivory

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@MrNobre Barack Obama ve Mitt Romney

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Donald Trump pays tribute to his "doppelgänger" Elvis Presley with a special version of "Jailhouse Rock" #FallonTonight

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Fruit loops = Green poops

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@Gr8saiyaman88 I had the same problem. So I stole the leaf from the table 😂

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@erinthehawk 😂😂😂

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What’s better?

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@nintendolife I’d also love if they could port windwaker since I never got around to playing that either.

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@nintendolife I never got to play skyward sword so if love for it to be remastered on Switch.

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I would like to take this time to apologize to Tina Fry for thinking that 30 Rock sucked for the past 10 years. Just started watching it from the beginning and it’s great. I’ve come to the conclusion that understanding the character dynamic set up in the first few episodes is key

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I bet the next iPhone will have a USB-C charger. Just watch.

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@RespectableLaw @xiaojennyfu As somebody who was a missionary I can tell you that somebody shooting arrows at you doesn’t want to hear your message. Respect that and move on.

[Wyatt @Wyguymerrill]

Just bought a 50 inch 4K TV. Feeling pretty cool 😎