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Exclusively practicing adversarial redistribution of corporate wealth into the hands of working families by exploiting rules the plutocracy wrote for itself.

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@thetomzone @ellagirwin Ella, if you have anything you want to get off your chest, we're in a safe space now.

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@ellagirwin @thetomzone "The screenshots requested" is very interesting language that suggests this was likely an even bigger clown show than many suspected.

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@esthercrawford @TwitterBlue You probably get paid lots of money and that makes me sad inside.

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@BrandonLive @blowdart Talulah Riley's twitter account confirming the press report about their visit to Epstein's mansion:

https://t.co/5mBsslL8yM

[Talulah Riley @TalulahRiley]

I don’t usually comment on such things, but given the truly horrific nature of what is being implied up and down my timeline today, I wanted to respond publicly with @elonmusk’s permission. However, I speak only for myself.

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Hi, I'm Elon Musk (Parody). Three years after Jeffrey Epstein pled guilty to procuring a child for prostitution and shortly after his release from prison, I took my ex-wife Talulah Riley to his house (Not Parody). Mamma mia, I send-a the calzone into space (Italian Parody).

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@RightToPost

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Sometimes I’ll see a tweet and think “That’s not true,” but then I’ll remember that’s not the point of saying things anymore.

[Michael Malice @michaelmalice]

Not a single person wringing their hands about @elonmusk buying Twitter has ever had a problem with Jeff Bezos owning the @washingtonpost

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@LolOverruled I'd like to think that over vast eons the human race will evolve into something that tackles a grand cosmological purpose as yet unknowable. Maybe even changing the nature of reality itself. Perhaps being part of that march towards destiny is the only "point" of my existence.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

look at my lawyer dawg, i'm losing $1Bn in a defamation lawsuit!!!!!!

[Alex @allowedtohit]

coworker got so mad about chris pratts mario voice he got sent home early

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@SaraSmi69226765 @MattWalshBlog If you're a teenager, you might be in luck!

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@whoucallinturky @JohnHinckley20 It was Jodie Foster.

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@ARmastrangelo I’m currently riding a moped and I’ve spent all day ignoring people’s personal space, so how you dare tell me I don’t respect Italian heritage?

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@TheRealVirgil @JarJarFan69 @Coolio Didn’t know you guys knew how to cook Italian food, that’s really cool.

[Ross Douthat @DouthatNYT]

The path for forward for parties of the center-left in Europe begins with an acknowledgment that the challenges of collapsed birthrates + migrant integration ARE the central challenges of 21st century Europe, not far-right distractions that will vanish in some restored normalcy.

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@someonegreat Depeche Mode - "Enjoy the Silence" An absolute classic

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@newtgingrich Because he could have it all. Your empire of dirt.