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Do you think the song started from the bottom now I'm here is about a extremely self aware zipper

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LTE is cell service with less calories

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The age of adulthood should be based on what age you are allowed to start your adventure to become a pokemon master.

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@comicsexplained What if Mangog got a red lantern ring?

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Proud of you erica #uwgrad2018

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Proud of our mama #UWGrad18

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New slogan for Michelin: "When it comes to tires we're wheely, wheely good!"

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Bucket Slogan: We have the best buckets. All others are pails in comparison.

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Kitty litter slogan idea " We are the best at clumping duty"

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@GordonRamsay nachos, champagne, and Hell's Kitchen. Are we doing this right?

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@GordonRamsay frozen chicken nuggets, honey mustard, and Hell's Kitchen. Are we doing this right?

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idea: A company that comes to your house and picks up your dog poop for you called "Doodie Duty", their slogan "We do, do removal"

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You guys I know I could stand to lose a few pounds, but that would take too long so I think I'll go for a run instead

[jacob wyman @wymabean]

I went to a bookstore to find a copy of "Where's Waldo" but couldn't find one anywhere!

Well played Waldo, well played

[Jacksonville Baseball @JUBaseball]

Baumann has a new career-best single-game strikeout total with 11, and JU still leads 2-1 in Bot 6. Camacho leads off #JUPhinsUp

[Jacksonville Baseball @JUBaseball]

1-2-3 inning for both teams as Baumann ties his career single-game strikeout total at 8. JU leads 2-1 after five #JUPhinsUp

[jacob wyman @wymabean]

Have you ever pooped so long your leg falls asleep, but then you push through the pain because there is too much to see on your news feed?

[jacob wyman @wymabean]

Wouldn't a better name for bras be booby traps?