Chris Wyman

A man tweets alone in a dusky room. He thinks he is a sparrow. No-one understands him.

[Chris Wyman @wymsical]

@HandofArsenal @YankeeGunner 65 points deduction from the start of next season. @me when it happens.

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@BBCMOTD I’d gave gone with, “Arsenal pour cold water on Atletico Madrid spirits”

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@wynaliu sorry I’m not having ‘space’ for ‘Things you might do in a boring class’

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@fredsirieix1 @ProfBrianCox Assemble a team of experienced oil field drillers to go on a mission to intercept the asteroid, drill into it, and detonate nuclear warheads to split it into harmless fragments and deflect away from Earth.

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@HitchinTownFC Are you planning to join Bluesky? I’m sure you’d be warmly welcomed over there 🦋

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@hoodopulence Not even close

https://t.co/gZcXphwxjE

[Chris Wyman @wymsical]

When your wife asks why you’re setting up an OnlyFans account

[Fantasy Premier League @OfficialFPL]

Goal – WOOD
Assist – SELS

Leicester 1-3 Nott’m Forest (60 mins)

#FPL #LEINFO

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@bo66ie29 How old is Roy Hodgson?!

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@LUDENClassics @TheSmokingTire 👀

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@SkyNews @mt_loverman

[Hitchin Town FC @HitchinTownFC]

MAD SQUIRREL

Set up next to the main stand tonight

[Chris Wyman @wymsical]

@OfficialFPL An excellent week for Team No Haaland

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@Only9built @Carpervert @sniffpetrol get him to the Stapler

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@nickhilton84 @Pringles @Pringles_UK

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Don’t know what @Pringles @Pringles_UK were thinking changing the flavour of the original Pringles but it’s a travesty. They’ve gone from classic to inedible.

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@Carpervert Same goes for black wheels

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@NUFC What’s the lowest amount of 1-11 numbered players to start a premier league game? @FootballCliches

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@clive_mart1n Tamil Prince

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@ManuclearBomb Am I so out of touch? No, it’s the children who are wrong!

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@HLTCO You’d only need to earn that for 1000 years without ever spending a cent to be richer than Elon Musk is today.