Chris Michel

made in Liverpool. found in Wyoming

[Chris Michel @wyobrit]

@LFC_Tandy Kit sales will be low this year. All three are worst adidas re-pops ever.

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@LFC_Tandy Did he ever complete 90 minutes at Newcastle? I don't think he's ever done consecutive 90's or 38 games in a row

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@Watch_LFC @FabrizioRomano Spent all of last season blaming him for holding Rio back & you were all shocked

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@SkySportsPL Wharton. Martinelli. Alvarez. Scott. Truffert.

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@premierleague @PGMOL_FA New season,same BS. The richest club in the league has a pitch on a hill-surely illegal/unsafe?

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@DavidWolfe That's because they don't have hobos like dirty Mike & the boys, who would turn it into an f-shack

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@The_qkuc_om Is that an Arabic tattoo? ! That's the epitome of haram

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@Liverpool When your ex comes crawling back coz her new man is a dog

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@TheFootyFeed Last week she said women's football should get equal money. When you can fill 60,000 seats, then ask adidas for more sponsorship

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@nugss_ ORIGI!!!!!!!!!

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@theawayfans Self-own. " Big audience". Let's compare attendances, social media engagement & see which is bigger

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@visegrad24 Tha plan is working.

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@YNWAlfcnews_ Shut up, yo u tart

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@XanosTakes Yeah, mate. We want home grown lads to stay, and/or lads who would die for the shirt ( Elliot). Jones is much older than a lot of the new players and nowhere near the level

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@fashionistaera He's opposed to all of his kids being transgender. One thing is not related to the other

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@drsportsmedia Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions. " Other people"- sure.

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@Damfool65 Same with sidewalks. They build them, but you're fucked if the snows not shovelled

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@AnfieldEdition @JacobsBen As a tax write-off? Never done 38 straight games in a decade. Never scored or played 90 minutes.

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@AnythingLFC_ Well, as long as Edward& Hughes fuck off, we won't sell him for a tiny sum

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@Anadearms1 Zero " vibe" whatever the fuck that is, zero charm, we just simp for beauty.