Annalise

is this real life?

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Idk if it’s just because I’m older or if the red flags are just clearer, but every time I rewatch Gilmore Girls, I become a little more team Logan. 😬

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@Sweet_Candor Cuz Yuit yyy yyyyy TX c. Couch couch. Cry Tx y yy guy yyyyyyyyy ugh yyy yyyyy CCTV yyyyyyyyyyyy Cyrus cyclothymia cry cyclothymia. Church. A

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@Sweet_Candor …did they just say Lil Kim built her career by hating Nicki? Like the 90s just didn’t exist, huh?

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@Sweet_Candor Ryan and I are doing a partial marathon tonight, and this one has been 90% of me just talking shit about how the main three should all be way smarter than they are and then my hating Emma.

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@Sweet_Candor 😅✨🧐🥳

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@Sweet_Candor That’s an album, maybe two if you try really hard

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@LoganPaul actually, can you clarify wtf you want to be an ally to? Allyship is great, but stop beating around the bush and tell us to whom you’d like to ally yourself.

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@LoganPaul if you wanna be an ally so fucking badly, stop putting your money in PACs and be transparent about which politicians you donate to.

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@Caseybloys #RenewRaisedByWolves #saveraisedbywolves this show was melt-your-brain good, and the fact that it got cancelled before it finished is criminal!

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My greatest hope in my existence right now is that when Charles dies in five years, he gets his wish and gets reincarnated as a tampon.

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@Sweet_Candor First of all, we all know that shit is dry as hell

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@Sweet_Candor STOP ANGEL 😅🤣😅🤣

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@ghetto_jedo Well, fuck man. Congratulations

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My husband full on calling me out about Alice on Only Murders in the Building being my type last night and then arguing with me about Chris Evans’ facial hair (porn stache vs Nomad beard) today is the epitome of what a queer relationship should be imo

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People who are miserable in their life have nothing better to do than try to make others feel as miserable as them. Couldn’t be me, but congrats on being the toxic sludge in the house y’a big man baby.

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🎵it’s my birthday and I’ll cry if I want to🎵🥴

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I don’t understand how people are going out to celebrate the fourth, truly. Like…? Why? 🙃

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This is that weather that makes you feel like someone’s breathing on you every time the breeze blows. 😩

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It’s been over eight years since my dad died. Occasionally I still call his cell number just to feel like he’ll pick up. Today someone else answered and now I’m incredibly sad.