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you'll have to take it up with the arby's witch; ig: wenzel.dashington_

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i cant go out tonight mom ive got to eat cereal directly out of the box

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max becker selling sporks on the berlin black market after the war

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@maxbeckaaa why do all these little boys in this german film from the 40s look like you im scared

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stockholm synGnomed

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my mom asked me to drive on our way home so she had to listen to the flophouse with me. in the beginning she hated it because she cant stand banter podcasts and by the end of the sherlock gnome episode she had been stockholm syndromed

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we had to pick a song/audio clip and take pictures at the art institute for my editing class and when i saw the armor exhibit i knew what i wanted to do @MBMBaM

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@clairewenze hes literally puss in boots from shrek

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@clairewenze dont mean to alarm you but theres a furry in your party

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thinking abt how since stanlee went n died on them they cant make any more marvel movies but i mean they had to have planned for this hes looked ready to keel over for a decade so they prbly filmed like 80 generic scenes w/ him just to drop in every movie 4 the foreseeable future

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@clairewenze also true

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@clairewenze all i remember is alexa being a lesbian and getting married to her gay best friend

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@clairewenze took me a minute to figure out sprints meant writing and i was trying to figure out if ive ever seen u run before

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@JUNHUlSOLO WELL I THINK HE COULD

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@clairewenze I LOVE HER send this to mom shes jealous that u dont send her pictures of lucy

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by which i mean wore something other than basketball shorts on stage

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a lot of these rock bands are totally killer but i wish they had even a modicum of style

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@clairewenze knew he wasnt dead

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@gaycarat its weird that he even got that picture of me

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@gaycarat you havent played me yet