Wyte Lyon

Austin based IT workin' video game playin' wise crackin' furry lovin' lion dude.

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Welp, they killed Tweetdeck.

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@CuukieCake Smooth move!

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If this site is now 'X', where do posted videos reside? Some 'Xvideos' website or something?

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With all of these Grimace Milkshake deaths, is it possible Grimace is an SCP?

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"I.T. Landmine": when software or hardware fails unexpectedly while you were doing something that should never cause it to fail.

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Where are the mud pits full of treasures that the people on YouTube keep finding repairable items in?

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Getting married today. Oddly enough I have twitter to thank for this in a few ways, so it felt appropriate to share here. Happy 1st of May!

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less than 2 weeks until the big move. Time flys!

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What caliber is Bullet Bill?

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Heading over to Mastodon as soon as my account is approved; I loathe ads more than anything and refuse to use the default app. Since the app(s) I've paid for over the years are now broken (possibly due to a lack of ad support), it's time to make the jump.

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@reauxpudu You've never failed in my eyes to capture 'cute' in your artwork :)

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@GretaThunberg Whomever owns https://t.co/aZR8KHuldA and manages their email servers is obligated by the internet to forward that email address to his email.

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Little titty
On the back of Diane
Bunch of small town docs doing the best that they can

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“Do you ever put your dick in your car?”
‘What? No.’
“So you just let it hang out the window while you drive?”

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@tristwolf IRC for life! :D

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Myself and my team of compatriots are spinning back up the sticker business and should soon be able to produce weatherproof full color vinyl stickers in small batches for those who need them. Stay tuned for updates.

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@renegade_roo However, you could’ve been one for Halloween. Missed opportunities, my friend.

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Pour out some candy for all the Spirit Halloween employees who now have to pack up the stores and send them back to the Shadowlands from whence they came.

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@renegade_roo Dibs on the wrench guy!

[Wyte Lyon @wytelyon]

It's funny how things work out. Sometimes you find your person in the most roundabout way. I have no regrets, and I'm happy to say that everyone I've ever truly loved, I still do.