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We LBO'd your boyfriend

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@Ckatsikaris1 As man with a ton of money and success, doomscrolling is better than money and success

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I buy a new moon swatch for every expert network call I field.

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@Kaitlynleannnn Wants a founder boyfriend, but one who is taller and richer than @meh_agarwal

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"Hey can i copy your homework?"
"Sure just change it a little so the teacher won't know"

Except it's a $5M rebrand for a super car company copying a pharmaceuticals distributor smh

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I hire MBB because I want my consultants to have money so I can stand interacting with them - big 4 consultants all have the stench of poverty on them.

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@charliebcurran "After blowing a few loads in a fluffer" goes hard AF

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@sh_reya How does this help me fire people in the Midwest?

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@TheEconomist Pussies

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Finally gonna get to dock my yacht in Williamsburg.

[Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul]

I’m declaring a State of Emergency for Nassau, Suffolk, New York City and Westchester as this powerful coastal storm bears down on the region.

We’re expecting dangerous coastal flooding, strong winds and potential power outages through the weekend.

Take this storm seriously. Stay alert, avoid unnecessary travel, and text 333-111 for realtime updates.

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@itswithinme_ First post I've seen that correctly understands what is happening in this picture (I'm the MD)

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Yelling at BCG partners so they can yell at their project leaders so they can yell at their associates so they can yell at Claude

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@unusual_whales Time to raise the price of every home in my portfolio by precisely $50k

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Time to raise the price of every home in my portfolio by $50k

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JUST IN: First-time homebuyers could get as much as $50,000 for a down payment on a house, under a draft bill to be introduced by Senator Jeff Merkley and cosponsored by Senator Ron Wyden, per Axios

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@french_yyy @dannybuck Cope

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@valueterminal I mean you’re joking but capital is cheap, dealflow is expensive

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@froglover2003 Crazy, I used to roleplay ex situationship with Elizabeth Holmes

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@Ckatsikaris1 The fuck is my intern doing on 28th street at mid day?

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If you ever say the words "governance" or "compliance" in a meeting I'm in, I just want you to know I fucking hate you

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You'd be a billionaire by now if you could just make a good fucking deck