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[allison @x0allison_]

choose your fighter

[allison @x0allison_]

forgot about this account

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I rebuke you lowkey

[Hasty @hastyttv]

Found a lawsuit for you @ConcernedApe

[a.🫧 @xcowboygeniusx]

she genuinely deserves jail time for this one

[mr. oomf @butchknight]

just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted

[໊ @user0000O0]

:3 (manipulatively)

[mitski data @mitskidata]

🤣😂🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😆

[marina @bloodmajicks]

does anyone know what to do

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

white people snapped when they said “no shit, Sherlock” 😭

[Variety @Variety]

Nathan Fielder went on CNN and called the Federal Aviation Administration "dumb" for criticizing his plane crash findings on "The Rehearsal" Season 2.

"I trained to be a pilot. I’m a 737 pilot. I went through the training. The training is someone shows you a PowerPoint slide saying, ‘If you are a co-pilot and the captain does something wrong, you need to speak up about it.’ That’s all. That’s the training, and they talk about some crashes that happen, but they don’t do anything that makes it stick emotionally."

Read more here: https://t.co/4rUjcRD0Pb

[The Polyphemus Spree @jehawks]

Trying to land this plane safely on the Hudson

[allison @x0allison_]

hi and bye

[𝔐𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔫 🐉 @saint_witch_]

Girl I met in a club bathroom in 2017 unfollowed me on Instagram

[allison @x0allison_]

time for my bi-annual twitter login/check-up

[Carlos @SomeKirbyFan]

why what happened