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brick by brick one gamble at a time

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One Time Trading is a professional sports betting team looking to expand our operations starting this fall. This year we've reached a $25M volume annualized run rate for our sports betting partners focusing on niche markets not available on prediction markets. We are looking to partner with more winning originators and other professional movers.

Partner friendly system with automated tracking/accounting that makes figures fast and easy. Flexible with a variety of different options for free rolls, splits, etc. If you are going to bet bash and are interested, send me a DM. We'd love to talk.

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i really can't believe i thought i was gonna make a half million off an AI hamster racing coin

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@loraclexyz there’s a lot of slop but you just gotta get out of the “what fucking 10 dudes in 10 days taught me about life” whoreposts

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the Kalshi live chat is basically streameast chat but way less racist

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@cryptoklotz I was looking at Ripple again today lol

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yes boston
yes atlanta
yes arizona
yes houston
yes LAD

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> me as I make combos on Kalshi

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don’t really wanna start blasting coins until i can just monkey click and i don’t have to worry about some cracked broccoli hair kid running bundle scams on me

i’d be so far behind rn i only really wanna do it when i can buy a coin at 400K and it can be 90M next week

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EV but not optimizing log growth

the world is full of these people who are really no smarter than you

[Joshua Hobbes @ReplyHobbes]

"SBF, who spent much of his career maximizing expected value, was liquidated in 2022 by his own hand. Leopold Aschenbrenner, carrying on the work, was similarly liquidated in 2026. Now it is our turn to maximize EV. Perhaps it would be wise to approach the subject cautiously."

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.@icobeast idk where else to report this to get in front of the right people but i’m going crazy

the kalshi mobile app doesn’t let you switch sub accounts which is whatever, but it randomly seems to think you are on a sub account sometimes which means you can’t manage positions from the main account or buy/sell things because the cash balance is assigned to the one on the sub account which may be low/empty/fully deployed

it’s extremely annoying

i’ve mentioned in the discord like 50 times at this point and nobody seems to think it’s a real issue

[Mike Petraglia @Trags]

Olivia Ponton and Joe Burrow chill after practice.

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I have a rule in both agents and a separate doc that explicitly states to not write tests unless i ask it to in the prompt

my repos are still swarming with tests. i gave up

these things are fucking obsessed with tests and also backups and backwards compatibility

the bloat man

[Isaac King 🔎 @IsaacKing314]

Me: "Please fully remove this feature."

Claude: "Done! I have removed the feature, and added some tests to ensure that the feature continues to not exist."

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gambling is the best because i get to sweat out some dogshit MLB game 130th of the season in the 9th inning

i dont even watch the games just the kalshi chart and rage when it goes the wrong way

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@Route2FI rife with scams and self custody is a joke

name me 1 consumer or crypto application you would in good faith shill to normal people in your life

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holy shit i have push notifications off for snapchat cause it’s just spam and now they are texting me? lmao

fuck you, zero

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i code everything with AI now but it still makes a bunch of mind bending simple idiot mistakes a lot

just had one where it didn’t understand it needed to close db connections and it was just piling up open connections over and over again

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the kalshi leaderboard is comical cause the pro terminal shows you a P&L that’s not even in the same stratosphere as what your leaderboard entry would be

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@andyyy what price are you willing to lay over what time period

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checkmate Matt Kalish

[Antoine Gara @AntoineGara]

https://t.co/l3IbwwERWQ

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@chinamaniac you can’t fly direct from vegas to boston? lol