Isabelle

I may not be beautiful, but at least I know a lot of useless information.

[Isabelle @x1sabelle]

@JeffreeStar I'm not saying he's not over you but...

[Isabelle @x1sabelle]

@AdamWayneBrown hahahaha yes!! Too classic.

[maxnosleeves @maxnosleeves]

If you're a girl and you're not dating a beat boxer, then I don't know what you're doing

[pw @petewentz]

Lots of times on flights I see dudes looking around real stoked that they aren't sitting next to me.

[Isabelle @x1sabelle]

Wine Wednesday with Miranda turned into wine Wednesday Thursday Friday yeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Isabelle @x1sabelle]

Cutest thing ever!!! http://t.co/1bC1xUkl8t

[Isabelle @x1sabelle]

Is it a requirement for construction workers to be creepy? Or no...

[Isabelle @x1sabelle]

@afroese18 @mfroese05 I must admit it's a guilty pleasure :p

[Isabelle @x1sabelle]

@mfroese05 Hahahahaha that's @afroese18 for sure! :p

[Isabelle @x1sabelle]

How awesome would it be to be an American apparel model, bum out, socks up.

[Isabelle @x1sabelle]

"My house has bed bugs can I sleep at yours?" Hahahaha

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

I'm tryina get turnt up to an even number

[Doctor Pug @DoctorPug]

if u r feelin sicks pls stop n for a checks up!! hav a seat n the pettin room ok

[Isabelle @x1sabelle]

Sure was fun being good to you.

[Isabelle @x1sabelle]

@PatrickStump favourite flavour of wings?

[Isabelle @x1sabelle]

"Remember when you called me ugly?" -Girl at outlaws to bouncer

[Isabelle @x1sabelle]

She only thinks your tractor's sexy because it has wheels, and you don't.

[Isabelle @x1sabelle]

Outlaws: where everyone looks like they've been dipping into the Cadillac ranch. Sorry, that was rude.

[Isabelle @x1sabelle]

Outlaws: where Fake ID is on repeat and everyone holds there's up to sing along