@ask_aubry He clearly doesn't realize that he went on a couples trip. 3 couples, his sister and her husband, a couple friend of the ex, and his ex and him. Then he wonders why his wife isn't up for his behavior
Small child runs up to Zoë. I body block and say, “Maybe we don’t run up to dogs we don’t know.”
The parent: She’s three
Me: If she isn’t on voice recall, maybe she should be leashed?
hi everyone since I’m choosing 2 winners for mildhippie monday I wanna choose them tomorrow morning instead 🫶🏻 my cat has a cold & I’ve been preoccupied all night so wanna rest before choosing winners. This means u can keep liking my pinned tweet til morning to be chosen
@zukosmomox Bree has it and I tried it, let me tell you I have been unable to replicate my hair after that. I'm getting myself one for Christmas for sure
If you are okay with having Muslim, Jewish and Hindu students sit through a Christian prayer in public school, and not okay with having Christian students sit through a Muslim, Jewish or Hindu prayer, then it’s NOT religious freedom- it’s religious oppression.
Reminder that Thomas Jefferson who helped write the Declaration of Independence also said we should rewrite the constitution every 20 years so that dead people wouldn’t rule over modern society.