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first thing's first, I'm surrealist

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Enter @ettitude Natural Wonders Giveaway to win $1,000+ worth of beauty & wellness goodies! https://t.co/ZeaaWlrjSY

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@emilymarie___ yes i remembered when someone made me watch that john mulaney show and the only thing i remember from it (i'm not into comedy) was "11 times is too many times!" i was like omg... is it really TOO MANY TIMES?

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i read online that it's normal to pee 6-7 times a day. well it's 4pm so if i go to bed now i still have a shot at being normal!

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don't understand why someone who sells clothes would not have a size chart. i literally asked the person, "do you have a size chart?" and they said "no, but if you tell me your measurements i can tell you your size." ok so doesn't that mean you could make a size chart...?

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@emma_eclogite hah - this looks similar in color to one of the very few colorful clothing items that i wear!!! i call it my flintstones shirt. i should wear this again soon!

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s/o to @marielislost and her grandma for the superior flower crown technique. do you remember what a bizarre day it was when you taught me this?
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this flower crown was crafted when i stopped halfway through a… https://t.co/VMr2CRAQsC

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i think nobody wants to answer my IT questions anymore because one time i responded that the service i received was "good" because i thought "good" meant "good" but apparently it actually means "bad," and i was supposed to say "excellent" because they answered my question? 🧐

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it’s not like you place a CVS order and it comes in a giant pink box that says “VAGINA THINGS” or something. idk. i’m just confused about why this is necessary

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i don’t understand this instagram company whose whole idea is to make trendy pregnancy/ovulation tests and make sure they’re “discreet” so you’re not embarrassed.

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first of all, is there really that bi of a problem with people being embarrassed to buy pregnancy and ovulation tests? am i oblivious? second, if that’s you couldn’t you just order them online from another company?

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@emma_eclogite https://t.co/NbHFsuL012 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the download link does not work much to my dismay. every other place it's listed says it's not available in your country or has been deleted

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OMG a music mix that i loved on soundcloud that had disappeared because the creator had switched to some kind of self help podcast (?) has reappearend and i am so excited

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@emma_eclogite ugh so i don't remember if i told you but it was a close copy of another whatsonot mix on the cookout mix. BOTH ARE NOW DISAPPEARED. will do more research later when not at work. must download all important tracks and archive on all of my hard drives for posterity

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@emma_eclogite NO not that one omg but i love that you thought of it haha. it's this one https://t.co/3UHRm8Yu7K
now i gotta check for the other one

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is there a way to download something from soundcloud? there are several things i love to listen to there that i literally cannot find ANYWHERE else on the internet and it's so horrible to think about them disappearing and never listening to them again

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it's hard for me to do some stuff with my excessively long nails. except autocad. autocad is fine because it knows exactly what i want to do even if i type sje3o222kj3k

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you know how you can't go to school if you don't get your proper vaccinations, and most people agree that this is sensible public health practice?

...well currently none of us have the proper vaccinations, soooo.... what's that about

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@emma_eclogite @zenalbatross @itsenbyD lmao i'm a bit concerned that i'm more chaotic than devon, but this is probably accurate to some degree 😅

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today's backdrop to detailing concrete stairs and handrails ... listening to @bitchyshitshow talk for hours about something i've never watched, and comparing it to tons of other things i've never watched 😂 my fav. now i don't have to watch anything, so thanks!