Lauren Johnson

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

[Visit Washington, DC @washingtondc]

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[Lauren Johnson @x3lljay]

When amazon hypes you up about #primeday and when the time comes their site crashes #fail

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

Love can recognize good things even in bad situations. Love keeps a tiny flame alight even in the darkest night.

[Lauren Johnson @x3lljay]

So I have to pull over from the drive through at @ChickfilA in south philly to wait for a salad to be made... then drive home all the way home to find they served it to me litterally frozen?

[Lauren Johnson @x3lljay]

@DJDocB could go for some missy missssss Missy Elliot-the rain

[The Dragon @FireballWhisky]

That's no good

[Lauren Johnson @x3lljay]

@tide just made every other ad, a tide ad. #genius #SuperBowlLII

[Lauren Johnson @x3lljay]

@Tech21Official I emailed the help desk about 2 weeks ago about a warranty claim "expect a response in 2 working days"... still no response

[Lauren Johnson @x3lljay]

Win 2 tickets from @Jukely to @XXYYXX 2/23 at @CodaPhilly https://t.co/pIdHQLuxaH

[Lauren Johnson @x3lljay]

When you're working and your favorite radio station pops in... and you somehow got ahold of their winter jam tickets @Radio1045 😍😍😍

[Lauren Johnson @x3lljay]

Idk why but the sound of a train is sooo relaxing to me.

[Lauren Johnson @x3lljay]

Unpredictable

[Lauren Johnson @x3lljay]

The moment mickey becomes your favorite character on @SHO_Shameless

[Lauren Johnson @x3lljay]

@chain_hang_lo lol I'm a freak boutique my nails and there was an electric trimmer and I was like yoooo haha I need dat

[Lauren Johnson @x3lljay]

The older I get the more I find myself watching infomercials thinking... "I need that"

[Lauren Johnson @x3lljay]

Kick rocks son

[Lauren Johnson @x3lljay]

Who knew we'd get so far

[Lauren Johnson @x3lljay]

This girl had a uncrustable in her wallet.... yes

[Lauren Johnson @x3lljay]

40 calls like 10 texts and 5 voice mails 😂😂 @beeisforbeeauty not acurate but close

[Lauren Johnson @x3lljay]

When your bff leaves you at the bar so you call her 40 times from multiple phones just to show u care that she's ok 😃 😙 @beeisforbeeauty