416

[Brian Lewerke @brianlewerke14]

“Your beer’s too cold”

[U.S. FDA @US_FDA]

Guys, let’s be real here, that “I’m good” act isn’t fooling anybody. You have low energy. Low focus. Low drive. Your vitality is vital. Go get your testosterone checked.

https://t.co/Fv4jvkkISO

#MensHealthMonth #LowT #Vitality

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

> *opens twitter*
> red button vs blue button
> "bet your wife doesn't have these cannons"
> more red button vs blue button
> "top 1% of all vaginas"

[TheRiPaW 🪦 @theripaw]

retard put ye with d4vd and diddy what a stupid bitch

[River Cracraft Fan Club @CracraftFan]

Me, 12 beers deep, trying to lock in after my buddy says “I remember my first beer”

[Magick @magickbones]

Notice how all the other short characters went to their ugly mech suits to meet the height requirement while the big agent P went to the gym and got to #work

[Sasquatch Unfiltered @sasquatchvlogtv]

Me when they finally invent high protein beer

[string @propjoesays]

tell espn to stop scheduling 11 am games then

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

This is Ben Johnson. He’s an offensive mastermind and a great culture builder and he can take your team from worst to first in one season. His only defect is that whenever he plays his former boss he starts pissing himself like an untrained dog

[NFL Hate Memes @NFLHateMemes]

Baker Mayfield since escaping the pits of hell (Cleveland)

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

“Daddy is on a work trip with Jesus to afford your blueberries”

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 UTAH GOV. COX ON CHARLIE KIRK: "I want to be very clear: this is a POLITICAL ASSASSlNATION"

"And I just want to remind you, we still have the death penalty here in the state of Utah."

Execute this piece of trash. And do it publicly.

[416 @x416c]

b2b

[cade @CadeBuffalow]

Don’t think there’s anyone more locked than this dude…

-1 hr workout on the treadmill
- mid fantasy football draft
- all while watching ND/Miami

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

*what is a mortgage*

*crypto mortgage*

*how to get a mortgage with fartcoin*

[Courtney Finnicum @courtney883]

This is what happens when you lie about the POPE being a fan of your team.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First teaser for ‘DEXTER: RESURRECTION’

Premiering July 11 on Paramount+