chef goldblum

jealousy is a disease, bitch

[chef goldblum @xAlexBones]

that part in joe dirt when he has that bomb on his back and he says “hey you, show me those boobies”

i felt that

[chef goldblum @xAlexBones]

I’m on the ads now @alex.bones

[chef goldblum @xAlexBones]

@cenkuygur @FmrRepMTG Chunk Yogurt

[chef goldblum @xAlexBones]

@MikenB7879 @FmrRepMTG

[chef goldblum @xAlexBones]

@dannyspud_ Nah you’re a shitty little troll and you deserved what you got. You don’t “support ICE” you like to be a contrarian for clicks and views. You’re not gonna be the next Danny Duncan or NELK, you’re a loser who harrasses people and then plays the victim. Go KYS.

[chef goldblum @xAlexBones]

@JoeGardenFromTV @DramaAlert Someone needs to read Dune!
Context: https://t.co/MzumXNVBKT

[chef goldblum @xAlexBones]

@DiscussingFilm His face is too big haha

[chef goldblum @xAlexBones]

@CA_EDD I’ve reached out multiple times. My UI payment is marked paid but hasn’t arrived. Bank of America has no record of deposit. Waiting 72 hours is a joke — this money is a lifeline. I need a resolution NOW. #WhereIsMyMoney #EDDfail

[chef goldblum @xAlexBones]

@AsmNguyen I’m a constituent in Sacramento. EDD marked my UI payment as “Paid” days ago, but my bank confirms no deposit. Tier 2 reps refuse to trace payment or help. This delay is causing me hardship. I’m begging for your office to intervene NOW. #EDDfail

[chef goldblum @xAlexBones]

@CA_EDD Your “paid” status means nothing if the money never hits my account. Bank of America confirms no deposit or pending ACH. I’ve called, emailed, and waited. This delay is unacceptable. I’m out of options. Fix this immediately. #EDDfail #Unemployment

[chef goldblum @xAlexBones]

@CAgovernor @AsmNguyen I’m stuck waiting on unemployment payment EDD says is “Paid” but my bank has nothing. Calls & emails to EDD get me nowhere but “wait.” I need answers and cash TODAY. Why is the system broken? #WhereIsMyMoney #EDDfail

[chef goldblum @xAlexBones]

@CA_EDD I certified for benefits Sunday night, and my payment’s marked “Paid” but no deposit hit my Bank of America account. Bank says no ACH pending. EDD reps keep telling me to wait 72 hours with zero proof funds were sent. This is emergency money. Fix it NOW. #EDDfail

[chef goldblum @xAlexBones]

@CAgovernor @AsmNguyen @BofA_Help I certified for unemployment benefits Sunday night, and EDD marked payment as “Paid” Monday. It’s now Tuesday — no deposit. Bank of America confirms no pending ACH. EDD reps say “wait 72 hours.” This is emergency money. Where is it? #EDDfail

[chef goldblum @xAlexBones]

@AnisaTheGreasy Looks like ass

[chef goldblum @xAlexBones]

@RMcElhenney I IMPLORE YOU TO GROW THE BEARD BACK!!

[chef goldblum @xAlexBones]

@comicsexplained I don’t know Rob I usually like your takes but I can’t agree with this one

[𝕹𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖘 𝕯𝖊𝕺𝖗𝖎𝖔 @nicholasdeorio]

Anisa Jomha doesn't get enough hate tbh

[chef goldblum @xAlexBones]

@AnisaTheGreasy He got up to about 34% of his full speed

[chef goldblum @xAlexBones]

@AnisaTheGreasy Ooh looks like you’re about 34% of the way through the movie

[chef goldblum @xAlexBones]

Can someone more parasocial than me explain what the point is that this moron is trying to make?

[idubbbz @Idubbbz]

Conveniently leaving out that your gf at the time was pursuing onlyfans. But you were too pussy to deal with the criticism so you made a “parody” account. -no, I don’t want to be friends with a coward

[kingofthehill @kingofthehill]

Better than an Alamo and almost as good as propane. An all new season of #KingOfTheHill drops Aug 4th on Hulu and with #HuluOnDisneyPlus.