Alfred F❗️Jones

Heya broskis, I'm America! Kickin ass and takin names since 1776! I liked it so I put a ring on @xArthurKirkland .

[Alfred F❗️Jones @xAlfredFJones]

I have this reoccurring nightmare that Donald Trump calls me into the Oval Office on his 1st day as President & says "Alfred, you're fired."

[Alfred F❗️Jones @xAlfredFJones]

@England_Hetalia OW!! *he covers his eyes, turning away* STOP THAT IGGYSAUR YOURE BLINDING ME!!

[Alfred F❗️Jones @xAlfredFJones]

@England_Hetalia You taught me lying was bad though. I can’t possibly go against your wise teachings!

[Alfred F❗️Jones @xAlfredFJones]

@xIwoJima @England_Hetalia I can’t tell a lie! Sorry bout it!

[Alfred F❗️Jones @xAlfredFJones]

Baby don’t got back.

[Alfred F❗️Jones @xAlfredFJones]

It is 2015! I successfully drove 88 mph in a delorian to turn back the clock!

Thanks Obama.

[Alfred F❗️Jones @xAlfredFJones]

@xArthurKirkland @xIwoJima Oh yeah man fruit loops is pretty legit. But Frosted Flakes?? God tier.

[Alfred F❗️Jones @xAlfredFJones]

My catchphrase !

[Arthur Kirkland @xArthurKirkland]

The only thing I hate more than Confred is “OH HO PIP CHEERIO.”

[Alfred F❗️Jones @xAlfredFJones]

@xArthurKirkland CHEERIO

[Alfred F❗️Jones @xAlfredFJones]

@xArthurKirkland PIP

[Alfred F❗️Jones @xAlfredFJones]

BRING IT IN IM COMIN IN HOT *large suffocating gravity defying bear hug*

[Alfred F❗️Jones @xAlfredFJones]

Mmmmm nope, I’m seeing a bear hug in your very near future.

[Alfred F❗️Jones @xAlfredFJones]

Well I can’t change now, it’s relevant again. At least give me a few more days in it.

[Alfred F❗️Jones @xAlfredFJones]

Screw You I smell the same way as I always smell: Old Spice and Freedom.

[Alfred F❗️Jones @xAlfredFJones]

Okay trade wars is one thing but garlic knots?? Really? It’s chick-fil-a nuggets. You should know that.

[Alfred F❗️Jones @xAlfredFJones]

England would kick my ass if I used bad grammar (COMMA) sorry.

[Alfred F❗️Jones @xAlfredFJones]

“I speak my mind and I hurt people.” - @xIwoJima , 2k18

[Alfred F❗️Jones @xAlfredFJones]

The mini replica of my husband came home from war.

[Alfred F❗️Jones @xAlfredFJones]

@xKikuHonda Again?! You make it sound like this is a regular thing! I haven't busted my glasses since....! Uh, let me think about it--