dear all im very sad, yseterdays wordle was sober and that word isnt in my vocabulary so i failed my like 200 day streak # suicide # i went out to drink to feel better
dear all i was beyonces top 100th listener this year on spotify, im aiming for top 10 next year. stay skinny, educated and u too can have good taste like me period
dear all broke bitches who waited til black friday to order the coat i wanted to order i hope u all live a short terrible life u greedy ugly people it wouldve looked better on me
dear all this is the worst hangover ive ever had also dont sleep at ur friends couch you will get back problems and dont go out for drinks on halloween unless you're dressed up cos people will look at u like ur weird also men shouldnt be allowed at bars cos they can drink at home
dear all I went hungover to a doctors appointment and I fear my toe has been broken for 2 months # ate now I’m going out for sushi thanks for listening